Well, well, Well, Kim Jong Il, seems your dastardly plan has failed. A North Korean defector, now believed to be a sleeper for the nasty regime, has been caught carrying a poison tipped needle believed to be intended for South Korean activist Park Sang-hak. You remember Sang-hak, he’s the dude that flies unmanned balloons across the North Korean border each year dropping thousands of leaflets criticizing Kim Jong Il’s regime. Evidently the defector, only known as An, set up a meeting with Mr Sang-hak but Sang-hak was wise enough to inform National Intelligence Service who said no friggin way. In a sting operation, reminiscent of an 80’s movie, An was found with the deadly device on him. What a prick!