Tag Archives: northern England

Should’ve Just Paid For The Meal

Man caught putting his own pubic hair in meal OK, here’s the thing people trying to get a free meal at an Indian restaurant in northern England, don’t be plucking no pubes from ya pants and then throwing them in your curry, especially if they have CCTV. Dude!!!! Evidently a customer put his hands down his pants and grabbed some short and curlies and threw them into his lamb bhuna leftovers so he wouldn’t have to pay for his meal. That’s two weeks in jail fool.

Psst I am pretty sure Indians can recognise their own pubes!!!


Filed under Friggin Gross, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Shooting Spree Shocks Britain

Sadly another murder spree has left several communities in northern England bewildered and in shock. Taxi driver Derrick Bird, armed with a shotgun and automatic hunting rifle, drove for 3 hours  through small villages and towns randomly firing at the locals. Many of the victims were shot at point blank range after he beckoned them over to his car.In the end 12 people were dead and 25 injured in what has become Britain’s worst mass shooting since Dunblane, when 16 children and teachers were killed. After his rampage Mr Bird killed himself in a wooded area (as they do) near a farm once owned by children’s writer Beatrice Potter. It is believed Mr Bird’s twin brother was one of the first victims.  A fight at work, over rivals stealing cabbie fares, may have triggered the rampage but it is also being reported Mr Bird  was upset over issues with  his mother’s will and was suffering financial troubles.

It has also been reported that prior to the rampage  Mr Bird tried to get help from a local hospital but was turned away.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Don’t Spread That On Your Toast

Hey honey, this jam tastes strange!

Hey honey, this jam tastes strange!

I must hand it to the British , the last place I would look for a deadly poison would be in a jam jar. Well done boys.A father and son team have been detained in northern England under the terrorism act after a raid unearthed the nasty poison ricin in a jar. Damn those castor beans. Ian Davidson and his son Nicky are believed to be white supremacist extremists and the deadly poison is alleged linked to a supremacist plot.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, They Live Among Us !