Someone in Norway is pooping in the holes at the Stavanger golf course. And by someone the groundskeeper thinks it is a man “because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.” Hmm, no shit Sherlock. He also said the pooping had been an ongoing problem since 2005 and the pooper has some favourite holes he likes to deposit in. The club claims the pooper rides his bike to the holes during the week, not weekends. They even installed high powered spotlights to deter him but he climbed the tree and dismantled them. Oh a more brighter note the culprit is also using toilet paper.
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The designer of a Norwegian war monument, unveiled in November, has blamed her English spellcheck program for the bucketful of typos and grammatical errors that riddle the plaque. The designer added “some of the other errors are simply examples of artistic expression”. Yikes, on a wartime resistance fighters monument? Really?
A tunnel in Norway has been closed after a truck carrying nearly 30 tons of caramelized brown goat cheese caught alight. So far the fire has been burning for 5 days. Hello scientists, can’t you turn goat cheese into fuel? The tunnel is expected to remain closed for several weeks.
Egads, this Norwegian dude actually survived, after the high bar he was somersaulting on collapsed and he was flung over the 1200m cliff just missing the rock face. Lucky he had a parachute and a documentary team to capture it all.
A Norwegian mother bear and her three cubs broke into a cabin and got wasted on 100 cans of beer before trashing the place. The party ended after they smashed the beds, oven, cupboards, shelves and kitchen appliances.
Psst Hang on just a minute, the owners say the bears also ate all their marshmallows, honey and chocolate spread …. FRAZ!!!!!!!