Someone in Norway is pooping in the holes at the Stavanger golf course. And by someone the groundskeeper thinks it is a man “because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.” Hmm, no shit Sherlock. He also said the pooping had been an ongoing problem since 2005 and the pooper has some favourite holes he likes to deposit in. The club claims the pooper rides his bike to the holes during the week, not weekends. They even installed high powered spotlights to deter him but he climbed the tree and dismantled them. Oh a more brighter note the culprit is also using toilet paper.
Tag Archives: norway
Beware of a Hole in One
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Spellcheck Fail on Monument
The designer of a Norwegian war monument, unveiled in November, has blamed her English spellcheck program for the bucketful of typos and grammatical errors that riddle the plaque. The designer added “some of the other errors are simply examples of artistic expression”. Yikes, on a wartime resistance fighters monument? Really?
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never
Moosed Again
Steady, aim, fir….. oh crap. A hunter in Norway is in big doodah after he shot at a moose and missed, instead hitting an elderly guy sitting on the toilet in his bathroom. The rifle was fired just 100 yards from the man’s cottage.
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!
Fondue
A tunnel in Norway has been closed after a truck carrying nearly 30 tons of caramelized brown goat cheese caught alight. So far the fire has been burning for 5 days. Hello scientists, can’t you turn goat cheese into fuel? The tunnel is expected to remain closed for several weeks.
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Bears With Sore Heads
A Norwegian mother bear and her three cubs broke into a cabin and got wasted on 100 cans of beer before trashing the place. The party ended after they smashed the beds, oven, cupboards, shelves and kitchen appliances.
Psst Hang on just a minute, the owners say the bears also ate all their marshmallows, honey and chocolate spread …. FRAZ!!!!!!!
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never