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Honey, Why Is My Urine Glowing?

OK, no need to panic Japanese people living near Fukushima nuclear plant, pissing radioactive urine is OK as long as you don’t eat contaminated vegetables as well. A professor of radiation biology at Hiroshima Uni said that we want residents to use these results to make decisions to friggin MOVE!!!! Ya think!

Want sauce with that?

 

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Fukushima Is Officially a Number 7

See, I told you honey!

It’s official, the Fukushima disaster is as bad as Chernobyl. After weeks of denial the Japanese Nuclear Safety Commission (JNSC) have raised the threat level from a #5 to a #7, right up there next to Chernobyl. Scary thing is the chart only goes up to 7 which means there will be no way the public will know if, when or by how much it will surpass the Russian nuclear catastrophe.

Psst This announcement came after an aftershock measuring 6.3 caused a fire to break out in the nuclear facilities.

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Don’t Panic But Get The Hell Out!!!!!

The latest official warning in Japan’s nuclear nightmare has gone from “we now have a 30km exclusion zone” to “get the hell out of the country”.  Australian and US governments are telling their citizens to get out of Japan ASAP  as it looks more and more likely a meltdown is inevitable at the Fukushima nuclear plant.

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Hero Alert

As we all watch in horror as the nuclear tragedy unfolds in Japan, spare a thought for those emergency workers who are risking their lives to contain the overheating friggin reactors. The 50 anonymous technicians have been dubbed ” modern day samurai” and “suicide fighters” for their heroic efforts in trying to avert the inevitable. Despite radiation levels being at some friggin crazy high level, they continue to take it in turns running into the plant for 10-15 minutes to pump sea water on the overheating reactors, monitor them and clear all the shit from the explosions. The Japanese Prime Minister Naota Kan told the volunteers: “You are the only ones who can resolve a crisis. Retreat is unthinkable.”

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High Radiation Levels Recorded In Tokyo

Grab your radiation proof snuggies people, the Fuckushima Nuke plant has kaboomed and higher than normal radiation levels are being recorded in Tokyo, which is 250km (that’s 155miles Bearman!!!) from the reactor. Friggin nightmare!!!! Oh and if that isn’t enough to worry about, people in Southern California might want to have a spare suitcase packed. The San Onofre nuclear power generating station, which is built 5 miles from a  fault line, is only designed to withstand a 7.0 magnitude earthquake and its “tsunami wall” is only 25ft high. Those friggin Mayans!!!!

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