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My Mom Took My Beers

Hello operator...

OK, one more time people, don’t be ringing 911 over and over again because your mom won’t give you back you beers, the police don’t friggin care. OK, they do when you friggin persist, but they have a deterrent for that, they’ll arrest your sorry drunk ass and charge you, fool. Charles Dennison, 32, told the 911 operator if they didn’t arrest his mom for taking his beers he would continue ringing. I guess mama got the last laugh.

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Dumbass 911 Caller of the Week

And the winner of the dumbass 911 caller of the week goes to Moira Williams (67) of Ontario, who continually called dispatchers asking them if they could pick up some smokes for her. Evidently she had been downing a few too many drinks and had run out of cigarettes and was therefore unable to go to the store to get them herself. Despite being told numerous times to quit bugging them, they eventually had to send the police around to her place and arrest her. No word on whether they brought the cigs.

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Dumbass 911 Caller of the Week

We have a winner. And the dumbassed 911 caller of the week goes to a drunk New Jersey man who called 911 claiming he had been kidnapped….  while he was in the back of a police car.

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Wait There’s More

Man rings 911 asking for sexAnd if you thought this was the end of the dumbass 911 calls of the week, you would be wrong. Introducing Joshua Basso whose prepaid cell phone ran out of call time leaving only one number free to use – 911. So anywho he uses it to ask the dispatcher if anyone would have sex with him (Come on, surely someone could volunteer?) . After the operator hung up on him he rang back 4 more times with same request (OK, a bit pushy!). Yep, you know the routine police rock up at Basso’s place and arrest him. See ya, don’t want to be ya.

Psst Well at least he’ll get his wish where he’s going.

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Mushi Mushi

Morning Sumitani san!

Morning Sumitani san!

Just when you thought the 911 fiends were taking a holiday, we have Hisao Sumitani from Japan. Sumitani makes the 911 callers look like amateurs. Sumitani was arrested in Otsu for making 12,300 110 nuisance emergency calls (that’s Japan’s 911 equivalent) in the last 3 years . Not only that, he is also accused of making an additional 1,390 calls to the Otsu fire department on their 119 emergency number. Despite authorities warning him over four times he continued his reign of terror which involved shouting  incessantly down the line at the phone operators. Arsehole Ah so.

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