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Hell, This is Obama, Get Tebow on the Line

OK here’s the thing, pretending to be President Obama when making repeated 911 calls in an attempt to speak with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, is just going to get you an arresting. Oh and throwing your summons on the ground after being released, that’s an additional summons for littering. Have a nice day.

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The Nuisance Calls of 2011

A special shout out to the nuisance callers of 2011 ….

A man in Ontario rang police to complain that a woman had accidentally run over his foot with a shopping cart and he wasn’t happy with her apology and wanted them to have a stern word with her.

Australia had over 100 men in 2011 ringing the emergency number, with complaints of penis troubles. Oh and lets not forget the  637  who had constipation .

Still Down Under, a man rang 68 times to say he had found a successful formula to create a time machine.

Oh and lets not forget the UK…

A man rang 999, a few days ago just to say “I love you”.

A woman rang to say there was someone in her house and she could see them with the X-ray machine she had invented.

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Merry Christmas 999

Attention time wasting 999 callers, the Hertfordshire police have had enough. Please don’t ring unless you have a friggin emergency….

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How’s a Man To Get Attention Around Here?

And the winner of “wasting a 911 dispatcher’s time” award goes to Damon Bruster of Kansas City who rang the emergency number three times, once to report a robbery, once to report a fire and once to report a shooting.When police rocked up to all the reported incidents who do you think they found at the scene? Bruster of course. Police arrested him at the scene of the “supposed” shooting but still haven’t got a clue why Bruster was so friggin annoying.

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We Have A Winner

And the dumbassed 911 caller of the week goes to the 51 year old Crestview woman who rang 911 four times because she couldn’t find her cell phone and suspected her husband had taken it.Hmm, the bitch is, when police rolled up at her house after the third nuisance call and rang the cell phone it began ringing in the other room.The cops told her to quit bothering them but a short time later she rang once again to report the phone stolen. This time it was in her pocket as she was led to the patrol car after being arrested.

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Dumbass 999 Callers

And you only thought only America has dumbass 911 callers! A woman in the UK rang 999 (the equivalent) to tell police her cat was “doing her head in” because it wouldn’t stop playing with a piece of string. Another caller said they were stuck on a patch of ice on a street and were too afraid to move. See!

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The 911 Dumbass Caller of the Week

And the winner is the 53 year old woman from Kerrville, Texas who called 911 over 30 times in the last six months for completely non emergency reasons. Her latest nuisance call was to complain her hubby wouldn’t eat his dinner. That’s a 911 abuse charge right there!

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