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Pepper Spraying Policeman

OK, here’s the thing Lieutenant John Pike of the NYPD, if you are going to pepper spray unarmed protestors sitting on the ground in front of a crowd holding cell phones and cameras don’t let Anonymous find out. They have not only published your name but your home address, phone numbers, skype address and email address all over the Internet and have asked the “citizens of the world” to flood them all. Oh boy, regrets, he had a few….

Of course the Loon has joined in the meme …

Royal pepper spraying

 

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Police Arrest New York Bombing Suspect

Hmm, I guess we will be hearing the name Jose Pimentel a lot more less in the coming months, years, decades after he was was charged with conspiring to commit an act of terrorism in New York yesterday. The dude was planning to pipe bomb police and post offices in New York City with his homemade devices made from ingredients bought at Home Depot hardware stores. The nutter has been on the NYPD watch list since 2009 but it was only after the death of radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki early this year that real concerns grew.  Pimentel was planning to change his name to Osama Hussein in honor of his two heroes, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. Hmm, like that wouldn’t make him stick out like a sore thumb! I hope he likes orange!

Psst Hmm, why the hell did he want to bomb friggin post offices, they’re full of postal workers?

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Fashion Faux Pas

You are a female employee at Marc Jacobs in Soho … a package arrives …. you open it … it has white powder in it … OMG … you ring the cops fearing anthrax ….. they take it away for testing …. it’s cocaine …. WTF …. so they take YOU away for questioning. Another day in the life of NYPD blues!

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When Identity Theft Sucks

It's your turn to get it honey!

Spare a thought for the elderly couple in Brooklyn who over the past eight years have had the police come a knocking over 50 times. Walter and Rose Martin (83 and 82) are used to hearing “Police! Open up!” because it seems their address is the address of choice for druggies, scam artists and fraudsters. Hmm, so now after 8 friggin years the NYPD’s identity theft squad  said they are going to investigate. Atta boys.

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What The Hell is a Typewriter?

I think it so we dont claim RSI

Has anyone got a spare ribbon?

Police in the Big Apple are still using typewriters . Hmm, yeah, what? Remember them? They were the things we used before the advent of computers. It also made Mike Nesmith’s mom really, really rich. But in the city that never sleeps, the click, click ,click of keys and the ting of the return carriage can be still be heard echoing down the corridors of the police department. In fact the NYPD spend about $1 million a year on purchasing and maintaining them! Reason? Hmm, well because their property and evidence vouchers are on carbon-paper forms, dah! And we all know you need a typewriter for that…hang on you could use a printer…never mind.

Despite police officers admitting they were reluctant to perform arrests for minor offences because of the outdated and time consuming equipment, it hasn’t stopped the department from ordering more. Ooh but I wouldn’t be taking computer classes just yet, officials have just  signed a new 3 year contract with the typewriter manufacturer Swintec. Hmm?

Psst Oh well if they think typewriters suck, wait till they try using Vista!

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