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There Is a Man In Iran With Only One Shoe

Protestor throws shoe at Iranian presidentWhen the Iranian president arrived home to Tehran following a trip to New York guess what he got for his troubles? A shoe thrown at him, that’s what.  Yep, evidently his little tongue wag with President Obama “Great Satan” over the phone  enraged some hardliners so someone hurdled a shoe. Careful guys thta could be a fatwa right there

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Obama Lookalike Cast As Satan

Coincidence? Seems many of the 13.1 million viewers of the History Channel’s tv series, The Bible, thought the devil looked remarkably like President Obama. What ya think?

Psst Ironically no one was the slight bit upset that the show represented “Satan” as a black man. Ah, how the times are a changing.

OK, he kinda has his eyes.

OK, he kinda has his eyes.

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Heads You Win, Tails You Win

They said it was a sure thing!!!

They said it was a sure thing!!!

Decisions , decisions. Pres Obama can wipe $1 trillion off the US deficit simply by requesting that the US Treasury mint a $1 trillion coin. Hmm, isn’t that like cheating? Anywho seems some financial experts are begging him to make the call.

Psst Isn’t that what Russia did and turned their Rubles into rubble?

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Hell, This is Obama, Get Tebow on the Line

OK here’s the thing, pretending to be President Obama when making repeated 911 calls in an attempt to speak with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, is just going to get you an arresting. Oh and throwing your summons on the ground after being released, that’s an additional summons for littering. Have a nice day.

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Obama’s Birth Certificate Conspiracy Is Back!!!

Oh for crying out loud was he or wasn’t he born in Kenya? Seems Barack Obama’s literary agent is a bit confused as well because according to the 1991 bio they published, the US President was born in Kenya and not Hawaii. Acton & Dystel described Mr Obama as “the first African-American president of the Harvard Law Review, (who) was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii”. A few years later they repeated the same info in a different bio. Let the flood gates of Obama birth certificate conspiracies open.

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Newsreader Gives Obama the Finger

One of Russia’s top newsreaders has been sacked after she gave Obama the middle  finger while reading the US President’s name  live on air.  Oh those Russians.

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Obama Talks Marriage Without TOTUS

Oh my, it seems TOTUS-less Obama is finding it hard to articulate now, especially when it comes to talking about his marriage. I’m sure some of Obama’s relis weren’t overly impressed with his comments to reporters that he married his ‘cute’ wife to improve his ‘gene pool’. For the love of god can someone please return his friggin teleprompter ASAP!!!

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Obama Lost For Words

OMG, Obama has lost his TOTUS and is believed to be inconsolable. Hello, he is rarely seen without it. The teleprompter was inside a truck that was stolen during his trip to Chesterfield. Also inside the truck were the Obama’s podiums, audio equipment and presidential seals but he doesn’t give a Honeybadger about that, he just wants his TOTUS back. Come on, give the President back his TOTUS!

Psst : Isn’t Mega currently in the US? Hmm????

2nd Psst There is even a friggin blog dedicated to Obama’s TOTUS!

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Shhh, We Don’t Want To Scare the Folks

Nope, I've heard nothing!

Any loons living in Nebraska? Hmm, well according to Russia the Obama regime has ordered a “total and complete” news blackout relating to any info regarding the meltdown of the Fort Calhoun Nuclear Power Plant. Seems on the 7th of June there was a “catastrophic loss of cooling” due to the flooding of the Missouri River. Oh what’s that? You didn’t hear about it? Hmm, so the complete blackout is working! As you are!

Want sauce with that?

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God Save Obama

Note to self , when the British Anthem is being played at a State Dinner hosted by the Queen you never , ever, make a speech over the top of it. Hmm, nor do you ask everyone to raise your glasses while the band is still playing “God Save The Queen”.  Poor President Obama would have lost his head over this, a few centuries back. You can literally see what’s going through the Royal’s minds. The Queen is thinking WTF ,  Camilla doesn’t know where the hell to look and Prince Phillip has a smirk (no doubt bemused at what tomorrow’s headlines will be). Meanwhile not a sole is listening or looking at  Obama, as he rabbits on oblivious. OMG, at least the Queen should be grateful Obama didn’t clink wine glasses with her at the end.

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