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It Was A Good Idea At The Time

OK, so if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Hmm, probably. So if a 800lb man turns up at a crematorium and you dismember him because he can’t fit in the oven, does that make it a crime? Well, technically no, according to police, but if the man’s family haven’t given permission, that’s a license suspension right there!!

Want sauce with that?


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Obese Man Fused To Chair

Look away loons, this story is disturbing. A morbidly obese man, who had been fused to a chair for two years, has died. Yep, the Ohio man had been virtually living in his chair, not budging, while his two roommates (one his girlfriend) fed him. When police arrived they discovered that the unconscious man’s skin was fused to the fabric of the chair and he was sitting in feces, urine and maggots. They eventually had to cut him out of the chair before making a hole in the wall to get him out of the house and into a waiting ambulance. He died later in hospital.

Psst Evidently one of the police officers threw away his uniform after helping cut the man out of his chair.


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Man Dies After Sitting in Recliner For 8 Months


OMG. Paramedics warned 550lb Daniel Webb about sitting in his recliner after returning home from hospital with a  sore knee because it would be very difficult for him to get up later. But Mr Webb wanted to be left in peace in his favorite chair and had no intentions of getting out it anyways. Sadly, when paramedics returned eight months later, Mr Webb was still in the recliner never having left it, not even to go to the toilet. Even worse  his body had become physically stuck to the fabric and firefighters had to cut him out of the chair to be taken to hospital, where he died a few hours later.

Mr Webb, who was only 33 and a former preacher, would post sermons from his chair but was too embarrassed to ask for help (What, he was a friggin blogger, that is some bloggers ass!). He slept in it and even went to the toilet in it….oh and his wife cleaned it up, if you were thinking what I was thinking!. They had been married for 2 years after meeting on MySpace (she found a keeper!). Police reported that when Mr Webb was removed from his mobile home, via a hole they had to cut out of the wall, he weighed 800lb and was covered in sores . The wife said they  had no medical cover and couldn’t afford the hospital bills.


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We Can Fit You In After The Hippo

Man dies after refusing to go to zoo for x-rayOh dearie me, a German man who weighed a whopping 230 kg (507lb) has died after refusing to pop down to the nearby zoo for an x-ray. Evidently Thomas Lessmann was a tad too fat to fit into a normal x-ray machine so his doctor referred him to the Hagenbeck Zoo. Humiliated, he refused to go and died 13 days later. That’s all kind of ugly really!

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Roger That!

Obese man requires a chinook helicopter to get to hospitalYou know you’re fat when you need a Chinook helicopter to airlift you to hospital. Paul Mason weighs 70 stone, yes that’s right 70 stone, and he desperately needs to get to hospital for weight reducing surgery. The last time he needed to visit hospital they had to remove a neighbor’s wall for the  forklift truck to get close enough to get him out of his house. However, this time he may require the service of the RAF. Good luck with that!

Psst The NHS Suffolk will be footing the bill for his treatment.


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Doors May Have To Be Made A Little Wider!

It must be “obese people being lifted out by crane” week. In Germany an overweight woman had to be craned out from her home in Bottrop after all atempts failed to get her through the door. The woman who weighed 250kg (550lb) was placed on a stretcher and lowered from a top floor window to a waiting ambulance below. Then over in Brisbane, Australia, a 300kg (660lb) caused a little chaos when authorities were forced to close a bridge so they could crane him out of his apartment building following a severe asthma attack.

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