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Octomom Heading Down Under

Holy half eaten fairy bread Batman. According to some woman’s mag, Octomom (aka woman with way too many kids, aka Nadya Suleman) is heading down under to LIVE!!!!! NO!!!!! And yes, she is bringing her brood. Dear god, she’ll be straight down to the unemployment office where they’ll probably hand her $100 per kid per week, which makes that a cool $1,400 a week, plus all the other fringe benefits that come with being unemployable. Oh the inhumanity of it all!!!!

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Octomom on Welfare

She said she would never ever  but Octomom is now on welfare. See ya California tax dollars, Nadya Suleman and her 14 children are now collecting $2,000 a month. Octomom, who famously had IVF and got herself preggers with 8 babies, despite already having 6 children, has even been forced to pull her brood out of private schools.  I’m guessing those naked photos were a fail then? Hmm, unfortunately when all the media attention is gone, you still have 14 mouths to feed. How do the Duggars do it????

Psst Octomom requests that you angry Californians stop sending nasty emails and death threats, thank you.

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Obviously Photoshop Was NOT Used

OMG, Octomom has posed topless. Shoot me now!

I warn you, you can’t unsee this!!!!

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From Dream To Nightmare

Leave me alone!!!

What? Seems Octomom is a tad stressed these days juggling 14 children. She told Touch mag “I hate my babies” and “my older six are animals” and the only way to cope is “to lock myself in the bathroom and cry”. Hmm, yeah, cause that will make it all go away! Even worse is the fact that Nadya Suleman has no money. Zip, nada, nil and has no idea how she will pay for food, schooling or the mortgage (hmm, might try American tax payers!). But on the bright side Suleman is considering dating. She claims she has never dated before and has been celibrate for 12 years (that’s right it was a sperm donor she used for her brood). Pity the fool who wants to take on her and the 14  others.

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Jon and Kate and Octomom plus 22

Color me WTF! Octomom (aka Jolie wannabe Nadya Suleman) has revealed she has a big crush on Jon Gosselin. You know the dude from Jon & Kate plus 8 (and a divorce) fame. Please, please, please don’t tell anyone at TLC because it’s a match made in reality TV heaven. Hmm, I wonder if they can squeeze Balloon Boy family in there some how?

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First There Was Octomom Now We Have Dozomom

No honey, guess!

No honey, guess!

Well, well, well, Octomom might finally get knocked off her perch with news that a woman in Tunisia is expecting 12 babies. yep, that’s right a dozen, 6 girls and 6 boys. Cue eyebrow raise. Blahahahaha and get this, the woman says she wants to have them naturally (honey, there isn’t enough epidural in the world for that!)! So if all goes well I am assuming she will be known as Duodecad-mom or dozomom. Stay tuned!

Psst Is it just me or has it become a sport to have record breaking deliveries using fertility treatment? Geez, I bet the execs are now kicking themselves for signing up Octomom, she was so 2008.

UPDATE : FRAUD, FRAUD, FRAUD!

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Don’t Do It Denis

Whos your daddy?

Who's your daddy?

Denis Beaudoin for the love of god don’t have a DNA test to find out if those 14 children are yours (quit while you are ahead). Do you know how much friggin child support you will be up for? Octomom, the attention seeking lala lady, is now denying Mr Beaudoin is the father of her massive brood (hmm,consider that  a good thing!). Beudoin claims that Nadya Suleman had told him she had Ovarian cancer and was unable to conceive a child the “natural way” and asked him if he would be willing to donate his sperm.Hmm, that was over ten years ago  and now there are 14 children without a father to call their very own. Denis, step away from the responsibility. Do you really want to be called deadbeat Octodad? You have a wife and two kids, do you think they really want 14 half siblings? Imagine friggin Christmas!!!!!

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