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There Goes The Neighborhood

Hmm, if you are going to move into a neighborhood and plonk a statue in your front yard, I suggest not  David and definitely not in Texas. The good folk of Abilene can’t believe their  luck when a family moved into  Lollipop Lane ( seriously!) and placed a statue of David in their front yard.  Problem? He’s goddam naked and you can see everything. One angry neighbor said “Some art needs to be left in the doggone museum,” Police say it isn’t illegal to have a naked statue on display and the owners of David say it’s just art! Hmm, you ain’t in Kansas anymore!

You gotta watch the video, friggin hilarious.

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Strip Show On Uluru

No honey, no.Stripping off on top of Uluru, Australia’s most sacred rock, and doing a friggin dance as a “tribute” to Aborigines and their culture aint going win them over. Hmm, you are more likely to get the bone pointed at ya. Alizee Sery, a French exotic dancer, told reporters after her impromptu strip show “What we need to remember is that traditionally, the Aboriginal people were living naked. So stripping down was a return to what it was like.” Oh dear god, SHUT UP.

Psst Thank goodness she wasn’t playing a didgeridoo !

UPDATE : The Central Land Council, who represent the traditional owners of Uluru, want Julia Gillard to deport  Sery. Hmm,  fat chance of that considering all the illegals we  are greeting with wide open arms!

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