With a kitty crisis in New Zealand, SPCA and Uber are joining forces to offer a Friday “kitten in your office” to companies around Wellington . For $30 you can have a little feline delivered to your office and let loose around your work space. The 15 minute visit is designed to inspire people to adopt a pet. When the idea was first tested in the USA over 300 kittens were adopted. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong?
PSST You can book a kitty via the Uber app.
and I can type 100 words a minute!
Picture this, you toddle off for a lunch break at work only to return and find a naked man at your computer watching porn.Awkward! When confronted Curtis John Halberstadt (57) told the befuddled office worker he was “cleaning and trying to make some money.” Hmm, pausable. Oklahoma police arrested the naked guy.
Psst Might want to wash down your seat and keyboard..I’m just saying!
OMG, OMG, OMG, Michael Lallana has been charged with jerking off into a female colleague’s bottle of water TWICE and each time the poor soul drank it. Ewh, ewh, ewh. It is believed Mr Lallana snuck into the woman’s office and masturbated into her water bottle which was on the desk. She told police after drinking from the bottle she had felt sick and had thrown it away. The second time it happened she kept the bottle and had it tested. I suspect she went a little pale when told the water contained semen. After a DNA check of staff Mr Lallana was arrested.