Heavens to Murgatroyd, a town in Ohio (friggin home of Bearman) has pink water coming out of the faucets. Apparently, the bright colour is due to a malfunction at the water treatment plant. Whoopsie, too much sodium permanganate. My bad?
Despite the scary colour, authorities have announced, “the chemical is not dangerous if ingested, but it could dye clothes washed in affected water.” You know what, I would be stepping away from the taps, shower, dishwasher and washing machine and taking a nice vacation or alternatively give Erin Brockovich a buzz.
PSST If you really want to worry just Google “Is sodium permanganate dangerous?”
A woman who missed the last bus for the night wasn’t going to be left stranded. No friggin way. She jumped into an ambulance, that had been left running outside a hospital while the driver attended a patient, and took off. Of course she didn’t get far, of course she had a suspended driver license, of course she was from Ohio (home of friggin Bearman).
Oh dear god, hands up who wants Eva Braun’s undies? Seems an antique shop in Ohio has her French silk panties and wants $7,500 for them. Oh and if you are in any doubt they are hers they have the initials E.B. sewn on them…. hmm, probably to avoid being mixed up with Adolph’s silkies . Evidently, a few years back a US Air Force guy was flogging Nazi memorabilia which included a stockpile of about 30 pairs of Braun’s knickers.
PSST I bet they have a few stories to tell.
A couple in Bearman country have skedaddled after dropping their 9 year old adoptive son (whom they have had since he was 3 months old) at the Butler County Children Services offices. Evidently, the child’s behavior has put them at wit’s end. The child is prone to angry outbursts and has threaten to stab the family to death. They are currently on the run with their two other children. Why, oh why, haven’t child services helped these people, instead of creating fugitives out of frustrated parents?
Gotta go, gotta go
Woohoo friggin Ohio, home of Bearman, you guys love taking the piss. The wee town of Put-in-Bay has netted $5,280 by simply fining people for urinating in public. 32 just this summer.Hmm, maybe the money could help fund a public toilet?
You have probably never heard of Harold and Ruth but thanks to Bill I am going to share their story. Harold and Ruth were married for 65 years, they met as children and then became pen pals (when Harold went off to war) before finally tying the knot. They had six children and lived a life devoted to one another. In their twilight years they shared a room at the Dayton nursing home. Harold’s health recently began declining rapidly but he held on, knowing that his wife Ruth needed him. A few days before their 66th wedding anniversary Harold passed away, followed a few hours later by his wife. The family held a joint funeral for the pair with the grandaughters carrying Ruth’s casket and the grandsons carrying Harold’s. One of the daughters remarked “They were so committed and loyal and dedicated, they weren’t going to go anywhere without the other one.”
A killer on death row in Ohio has killed himself days before he was to be executed.
Ouch. A man from Ohio (home of friggin Bearman) is now licking his wounds (figuratively speaking) in hospital after he ripped off a piece of his penis while under the influence of magic mushrooms. No word on whether the severed part has been reattached but I guarantee he won’t be doing that again.
Remember the colorful Mr Charles Ramsay who helped saved Amanda Berry and the two other women from the evil Ariel Castro? Yeah, him. Well, it seems he’s been offered free burgers for the rest of his life by over a dozen Ohio restaurants. Ironically, McDonalds aint one of the restaurants, despite the enormous publicity Ramsay gave them after he had to abandoned his Big Mac to kick down the door. Friggin Ohio, the home of Bearman.
Psst An occcassional free haircut might be nice too.
OK Ohio police, about those ankle monitors. Some crim in Ohio committed 20 break-ins while out on parole and wearing an ankle monitor. His spree ended at Walmart. And yes, he was wearing the monitor. Hmm, so does amyone monitor the monitors?
Psst Friggin Ohio, home of Bearman.