Tag Archives: Oklahoma City

Mayo Shampoo

dropOK, it is one thing to have a bath in a public fountain but using mayonnaise to wash your hair while in a public fountain is disturbing. Horrific looking floaties no doubt!!!

Psst Oklahoma City

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Flushed out

Burglar arrested after using toilet at crime sceneA burglar from Oklahoma City, who had a bad habit of not flushing, has been busted after used toilet paper and a floater  which were found at the crime scene were matched to his DNA. Ewh. Pity the fool, who had to scoop the poop.

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Group Tattoo “Rapest” on Man’s Forehead

Oh my, a group of people in Oklahoma City attacked a mentally impaired man  by stun gunning him in the genitals before tattooing the word “Rapest” on his forehead. Yes people, a misspelling to boot! They also held him down and tattooed “I like little boys” on his chest (no typos this time). After the tattooing they tied his hands together and went at him with a baseball bat. Four people, including two women, have been arrested over the attack. The man, who spent several days in hospital, later  had a barcode tattooed on his forehead to cover the word “rapest”.

Want sauce with that?

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How Fat Were They?

Two women in Oklahoma City were so fat they were able to stash $2,600 worth of stolen goods in their fat rolls. Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas  were busted for shoplifting when they were spotted shoving items under their stomach fat and enormous breasts. Hmm, one even managed to conceal a pair of leather boots in her bra!!!

 

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