When you have 6 outstanding warrants and you are handcuffed and about to be carted away by police what is the first thing you should do is? Hmm, well for an Oklahoma man it was to ask his “Momma” if it was OK to propose to his girlfriend. With his Momma’s blessing he got down on one knee and asked his girlfriend to marry him. The cop’s response…”Are you kidding me?” Unfortunately he had his hands cuffed behind his back so he couldn’t give her the ring. But the kindhearted cops recuffed him so he could at least do something right. Bless.
Oklahoma City Council are pondering whether to approve Wilshire Gun range’s application for a liquor licence. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Hello 24 firearm lanes, 10 archery lanes and classrooms …. it’s all fun and games till someone gets hurt.
Psst Gun ranges in California and Texas already have the right to serve alcohol
Three storm chasers experts featured on the Discovery Channel series “Storm Chasers,” were among the 13 people who died in the latest violent tornado strikes. Tim Samaras and Carl Young , along with Mr. Samaras’s son Paul, died while they were out filming a twister in Oklahoma. Matt Grzych who worked with Mr Samaras said “These were not amateurs. They knew what they were doing and they were extremely careful” . RIP
Oklahoma shakes after being hit with the largest earthquake in known history. Buildings swayed and people ran after the earth moved with a 5.6er. Sheez, in the big scheme of things it was a baby quake. Settle Mr Camping!!!
Here’s a statistic you didn’t see coming, black widow spider bites have doubled in Oklahoma in the past year, making it a grand total of 49. The Oklahoma Poison Control Center suspect the figure could be higher with people just not reporting them. How do you know if you’ve been bitten? Either you see the nasty assed spider chomp it’s fangs into you or you begin suffering from nausea, a headache, and muscle cramps.
Holy Big Lebowski Batman, who would throw a friggin bowling ball from an overpass? Some fool did in Checotah, Oklahoma, and nearly wiping out a four year old. The bowling bowl crashed into the windshield of a truck and sprayed glass all over little Clyde Odom. Hmm, maybe someone got confused with car and bowling lanes?
and I can type 100 words a minute!
Picture this, you toddle off for a lunch break at work only to return and find a naked man at your computer watching porn.Awkward! When confronted Curtis John Halberstadt (57) told the befuddled office worker he was “cleaning and trying to make some money.” Hmm, pausable. Oklahoma police arrested the naked guy.
Psst Might want to wash down your seat and keyboard..I’m just saying!