Tag Archives: Oklahoma

For Better or for Worse

When you have 6 outstanding warrants and you are handcuffed and about to be carted away by police what is the first thing you should do is? Hmm, well for an Oklahoma man it was to ask his “Momma”  if it was OK to propose to his girlfriend.  With his Momma’s blessing he got down on one knee and asked his girlfriend to marry him. The cop’s response…”Are you kidding me?”  Unfortunately he had his hands cuffed behind his back so he couldn’t give her the ring. But the kindhearted cops recuffed him so he could at least do something right. Bless.

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Do You Serve Shooters?

ear pickerOklahoma City Council are pondering whether to approve Wilshire Gun range’s application for a liquor licence. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Hello 24 firearm lanes, 10 archery lanes and classrooms …. it’s all fun and games till someone gets hurt.

Psst Gun ranges in California and Texas already have the right to serve alcohol

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Storm Chasers Killed by Twister

Storm chasers among dead in tornadoThree storm chasers experts featured on the Discovery Channel series “Storm Chasers,” were among the 13 people who died in the latest violent tornado strikes. Tim Samaras and Carl Young , along with Mr. Samaras’s son Paul, died while they were out filming a twister in Oklahoma. Matt Grzych who worked with Mr Samaras said “These were not amateurs. They knew what they were doing and they were extremely careful” . RIP

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Oklahoma Teachers Are Tornado Heroes

I would just like to give a shout out to all the teachers of the two Oklahoma Elementary Schools who used themselves as human shields to protect the children. Heroes. The photo below shows a collection of images of teachers comforting their students in the aftermath.

Oklahoma teachers become heroes after tornado hits schools

 

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Oklahoma Hit By Earthquake

Oklahoma shakes after being hit with the largest earthquake in known history. Buildings swayed and people ran after the earth moved with a 5.6er. Sheez, in the big scheme of things it was a baby quake. Settle Mr Camping!!!

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Feet Up Oklahoma!!!

Here’s a statistic you didn’t see coming, black widow spider bites have doubled in Oklahoma in the past year, making it a grand total of 49. The Oklahoma Poison Control Center suspect the figure could be higher with people just not reporting them. How do you know if you’ve been bitten? Either you see the nasty assed spider chomp it’s fangs into you or you begin suffering from nausea, a headache, and muscle cramps.

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Guns and Sex Don’t Mix

A man in Oklahoma told police he accidentally shot his wife in the head during a fantasy sex game involving a gun. Awkward! Hmm, Arthur John Sedille (23) told police he grabbed a handgun from next to the bed, cocked the gun, put it  to Rebecca Sedille’s  head and it went kaboom. He said he didn’t have a clue it was loaded. Mrs Sedille (50) was pronounced dead at the  hospital.

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Hey, You’re Not Autistic!

Oh for crying out loud Mark Anthony Richardson Jr what the hell were you thinking? Junior admitted to acting severely autistic , wearing diapers, drinking from a baby’s bottle and using a pacifier to con babysitters into looking after him. Ewh! The babysitters told the cops he got sexually aroused when they changed his diapers. One even got her boob squeezed. Junior used Craigslist (of course!) to find potential victims.

Psst Oh, give the dude a break, he’s only 4 ft 9″ and lives in Oklahoma.

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Strike

Holy Big Lebowski Batman, who would throw a friggin bowling ball from an overpass? Some fool did in Checotah, Oklahoma, and nearly wiping out a four year old. The bowling bowl crashed into the windshield of a truck and  sprayed glass all over little Clyde Odom. Hmm, maybe someone got confused with car and bowling lanes?

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Some People Have All The Luck

 

and I can type 100 words a minute!

 

Picture this, you toddle off for a lunch break at work only to return and find a naked man at your computer watching porn.Awkward! When confronted Curtis John Halberstadt (57) told the befuddled office worker he was “cleaning and trying to make some money.” Hmm, pausable. Oklahoma police arrested the naked guy.

Psst Might want to wash down your seat and keyboard..I’m just saying!

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