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Duck 1, Old Man 0

Old man attacked by duckA 91 year old man got the fright of his life when he was attacked by an evil friggin Muscovy duck. The old guy was minding his own beeswax as he wander through a park when sqwarrrrrrk, an angry bird jumped on his back and began whacking him with his wings before sliding down and digging its talon into his calf. The man is recovering in hospital.

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Geezer Bandit Strikes Again

Hey Loons, remember the Geezer Bandit? You know, the old dude who keeps robbing them banks in California? Well anywho, he’s been at it again. Bank number 13 thank you very much and still not any closer to being caught. Hmm, a new theory is circulating that he ain’t no old geezer at all,  but just some whippersnapper wearing a theatrical mask! Good thinking Sherlock!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Creepy Dude Kills Katy Perry Song Stone Dead

Make him go away NOW!!!! What the hell? OMG!!! No!!!!!!

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So You Can Dance

Gramps, what the hell was in your drink?

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