A 91 year old man got the fright of his life when he was attacked by an evil friggin Muscovy duck. The old guy was minding his own beeswax as he wander through a park when sqwarrrrrrk, an angry bird jumped on his back and began whacking him with his wings before sliding down and digging its talon into his calf. The man is recovering in hospital.
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Make him go away NOW!!!! What the hell? OMG!!! No!!!!!!
Gramps, what the hell was in your drink?