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God Has A Representative

Cleric believes God is waiting to unleash natural disaster on the WestWell then, a woman in Omaha is taking it upon herself to sue ALL the homosexuals on behalf of God and Jesus. Yes indeedy, she has filed a federal lawsuit asking the judge to clarify if homosexuality is a sin because according to the Bible it is (yes, she quoted Sodom and Gomorrah). She also states in her 7 page handwritten court brief “I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples lewd behavior,”.  Oh and the reason they are “hiding in the closets” is that they know it is a goddam sin.

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Granny Suspected of Racist Graffiti

My bad?

Oh sweet niblets, a 78 year old Omaha woman is suspected of writing racist graffiti on a garage door of a house which had been displaying a support sign for black Democratic congressional candidate John Ewing. One of her choice words was the “N” word.

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Hey Gramps Look What I made

Run gramps, run!

Oh for goodness sakes, how many times do I have to say it, don’t make friggin homemade bombs in your grandpapa’s house! Geez! The fourteen year old was in the kitchen fooling with something on the stove when kaboom said his grandfather. The 8th grader from Omaha was taken to hospital with cuts to his arm and head, In the meantime police discovered PVC pipe, explosive powder, batteries and a model rocket igniter. That’s a friggin felony and a stay at juvenile detention. Gramps is blaming the internet.

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Citizen Of The Year Stuffs Up!

Citizen of the Year gets 10 years behind barsJustin Snelling from Omaha was honored with “Citizen of the Year” in March this year. Unfortunately by August he was sentenced to 10 years jail for selling methamphetamine to white supremacists.The Douglas County Sheriff’s Office had issued the award to Snelling after he helped a Ponca Hills woman during a domestic dispute but despite the recent events Chief Deputy Marty Bilek said “what Snelling did was heroic and his criminal case doesn’t diminish that.” Hmm, maybe a little?

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