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Here Comes The Bride

You know what I hate? When you go to a wedding and one of the guests sets the bride’s hair alight with a sparkler. I really hate that. All fun and games until your hair goes whoosh!!!!

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Well That Just Escalated

You know what I hate? When you are doing a live-stream and you accidentally set your apartment alight while everyone is still watching. Awks. I was nearly  compelled to yell at him… in the same way I yell at idiots on Judge Judy.

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Man Bursts Into Flames Watching Porn

Oils aint oils

Now loons, no jumping to conclusions here but a man in San Francisco has burst into flames while in a private booth watching videos at a porn shop. An investigation is underway as to what exactly happened but witnesses say they saw him burst out of the doors of the store engulfed in fire . Luckily there were firefighters about a block away who raced to the scene and doused him. He is currently in critical condition in hospital.

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Burning Jesus 911 Calls

Ok, a little follow up to my story about the King of Kings statue getting struck by lightening. We now have the 911 calls. The dispatcher laughs when told Jesus’s arm is on fire. Hmm, might be going to hell for that one!

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North Korea On Fire

That's one hell of a BBQ Kimmy!

That's one hell of a BBQ Kimmy!

WTF. Is Kimmy Jong Il OK? NASA are freaking out after satellite images show North Korea on friggin fire! Say it ain’t so! Huge plumes of smoke can be seen very clearly billowing across the northeast of the country. Everyone panic. Hmm, maybe Kim Jong Il is simply having a BBQ. The plume can be seen wafting across the Sea of Japan.Rumors around South Korea’s gossip mill say the fires could have been deliberately lit to reclaim farmland.

Psst Oh for goodness sakes please don’t let it be the friggin Pyongy breweries, I have a case of 75% on order for Chrissy!

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