Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou (aka Γεώργιος Κυριάκος Παναγιώτου) (aka George Michael) has been thrown in the slammer for a month, thanks to his careless inhaling of an illegal substance which made his ability to drive around a different corner, suck. Wham Bam. Please don’t let the sun go down on him because last Christmas he got off with a warning and gave you his heart. But he’s gotta have faith that no one wants his sex because like Jesus to a child, he’s a father figure. Now he is praying for time and freedom because he knows they are waiting for him.
Psst Boy George maybe able to give him a few tips!