Tag Archives: one month

The Sun Just Went Down

Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou (aka Γεώργιος Κυριάκος Παναγιώτου) (aka George Michael) has been thrown in the slammer for a month, thanks to his careless inhaling of an illegal substance which made his ability to drive around a different corner, suck. Wham Bam. Please don’t let the sun go down on him because last Christmas he got off with a warning and gave you his heart. But he’s gotta have faith that no one wants his sex because like Jesus to a child, he’s a father figure. Now he is praying for time and freedom because he knows they are waiting for him.

Psst Boy George maybe able to give him a few tips!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

The Kitty and the Peas

Can someone get me a snuggie blanket please?

The difference between me and the kitten who spent 4 weeks in a UK warehouse in friggin sub zero temperatures eating frozen peas and licking frost  is,  I wouldn’t have survived. I hate friggin peas and will pick them out of any dish I find them in! Anywho, despite the little black and white kitty, now nicknamed Frosty, losing both ears and his tail from frostbite, he’s alive and being spoiled rotten at the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Woodside Animal Centre in Leicester.


Filed under Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, Whoops!