Tag Archives: open fire

Santa Christmas Massacre

What has the world come to? On Christmas day a man in Dallas dressed up as Santa, watched his family open all their presents and then opened fire on them all before making  911 call. When police arrived they found a pile of unwrapped presents and the bodies of seven people including Santa. Sad.

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You Might Want Better Aim?

Oh look, they're waving at us?

Hmm, I’m not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. South Korean marine Corps troops opened fire for 10 minutes on a suspicious aircraft flying near the border they share with North Korea thinking it was one of those communist bastard jet fighters belonging to Kim Jong Il. Turns out it was a South Korean commercial aircraft with 119 people on board. The worrying thing is they fired at the aircraft for 10 minutes and still managed to miss it.

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Damn Thing Won’t Die

The offending creature

OK, here’s the thing, three Independence policemen shooting at the alligator in Rick Sheridan’s  back yard, it’s a friggin concrete ornament. When Mr Sheridan heard gunshots ringing near his house he went around to the pond at the back and saw the three officers lined up on the bank shooting at his concrete gator. When the cops realized the gator wasn’t responding they slinked off.

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In God’s Name

Messenger from god

So let me get this straight, if you are a messenger from god it is AOK to break into your neighbors house and open fire? Hmm, well according to Kathleen Aceto, yes! Aceto wandered into a neighbors house at Merrittt Island with a gun and began shooting, while ranting about being   a messenger from god. The owner didn’t give a shit who she was instead grabbed his gun and began firing back. At some stage Ms Aceto fled . During the 911 call dispatchers had to convince the owner to put his gun down because he thought she was still outside his house.

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