We break into normal transmission to announce Oprah has discovered she has a secret half sister. Yep, seems Oprah’s mommy put Patricia up for adoption almost 50 years ago and didn’t tell no one. Man, it’s like finding out you’re related to Santa!
Tag Archives: Oprah
Note to self, don’t be sending Oprah no “Mamee” washer woman doll as a welcome pressie to Down Under. Seems Ms O isn’t all that fond of golliwogs. The Dafel Dolls and Bears shop in Melbourne has been asked to remove their Mamee dolls from its display to avoid offending Oprah or members of her mobile audience. Might want to hide the Noddy books too while you’re at it.Harry Connick wasn’t available for comment.
Move on, nothing to see here. The backpack outside Harpo Productions’s (Yep, Oprah’s joint) which was believed to have wires hanging out of it, raised enough alarm bells for the Chicago Bomb and Arson Unit to investigate. But it was soon determined that the suspicious backpack, which was found in the flowerbed, turned out to be just a suspicious backpack in the flowerbed. It’s the weekend people, slow news day!