Tag Archives: oral sex

When It’s A Good Time To Fib

You know sometimes it’s just better to lie. Take the woman from New Jersey who told police she had been carjacked. Far better she said that, than tell them her car had crashed because she was having sex with a complete stranger she had picked up from the side of the road.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, How Embarrassing, Whoops!

This Frog Will Need Counselling

OMG, you know I thought I’d seen just about everything, but Loons, this is seriously bizarre. What this chimp is doing with this frog is, well, friggin gross! Chimp 1, Frog 0…..


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wildlife, Friggin Wrong, Well I Never

Now There’s A Ringtone From Hell

You know what I hate? When an 84 year old priest has oral sex with a 19 year old former choir boy and it becomes one of the hottest selling cell phone downloads in Brazil…. I really hate that. Monsignor Luiz Marques Barbosa is the Catholic priest in question and he’s been placed under house arrest while a police investigation into pedophilia accusations against him are completed. The footage came to light after Barbosa stopped paying blackmail money. Hmm, at 84 I would have thought just about everything stopped!!!!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, How Embarrassing, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Dictionary Banned

Say goodbye to the Merriam Webster’s 10th edition dictionary, you’ve been a bad, bad dictionary. Following a parent’s complaint about the “sexually graphic” definition of oral sex  the offending book has been removed from all southern Californian schools. Fuck!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

Bats Do It!

Well here’s something you can bring up at your next dinner party, fruit bats are big on oral sex.Who knew. Hmm, so that’s why they are blind (Geez, granny was right!)! The new study by a team of biologists at Guangdong Entomological Institute in China, found that more than two thirds of the female Cynopterus sphinx (fruit bats) performed fellatio on their mates and in return got themselves an extended bout of lovemaking. Move over humans and the bonobo chimpanzees we got a new player on the block. Oh dear, look away sensitive loons, the study goes on to say “After the male mounted the female from behind, she bent over and began licking his penis.” Hmm, the longer the licking the longer the sex. Frans de Waal, a primatologist at Emory University in Atlanta said “The finding of fellatio in bats is exciting news.” Hmm, they don’t get out much do they!

Of course I have found you the video, sheez!


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never