Tag Archives: orgasm

Well That’s Not Much!

OMG men, did you know you will only average 3 hrs of orgasm in your lifetime (note : if you are an Aussie man I’d probably halve that)? Hmm, and it gets worse. According to Singapore gyno Dr Fang Zhuang Wei, he believes we have our hectic lifestyle to thank for it. Evidently couples are really only sexually active before and immediately after marriage. Egads! Want the stats? If a man averages 2.5 secs per orgasm over 40 years at a twice weekly sex rate, that’s a grand total of 2hrs, 53 minutes and 20 seconds of orgasm. On the positive side if you can live to 78 and stay sexually active you might be lucky and have 16 hrs of orgasm. No stats so far for the wankers!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Research, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Death By Sexual Arousal

OK, there are so many things wrong with this story where do I start? Nichola Paginton, a nanny from England, was found dead in her bed last October. All that was found was a vibrator and a laptop running pornographic images next to her. Hmm? The pathologist concluded that there was no abnormalities in her organs so the only explanation for her death was sudden heart attack brought on by an orgasm or by being sexually aroused.

Psst Geez, what a way to go….everyone knowing!!!!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, End Credit, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!