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Blurred Lines

Ever since they pinged JFK,  the US have continued to blur the lines between truth and fiction when it comes to important historical events . But seriously, does anyone care if Osama Bin Laden was a poor invalid when the seals blew him to kingdom come and dumped him from a helicopter on some mountain? We all know Den Hague and the United Nations at the very best would send the US “strongly worded letters” and a few sugar coated threats. So why all the big cover ups? It isn’t going to stop us thinking “Woo, that’s gotta a be a big friggin conspiracy right there”. Can you imagine how cool the US would be if they didn’t tell fibs? Edgar J Hoover would have pipped Bruce Jenner at the post and probably had his own designer frocks label, the Kennedy brothers would still be alive languishing in a jail for conspiring to kill Marilyn Monroe , Obama could have flashed his Kenyan birth certificate with pride and they might still be enthusiastic about getting someone …anyone …. to the moon. Just saying.

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Bin Laden Beauty Tips

Just in case you were wondering what Osama Bin Laden used to dye his beard to keep his youthful appearance  it was Just For Men hair- black.

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Lucky Britain

Just a house warming present

Guess who wants to come and live in England with her five kids and meet the Royal family? Amal Abdulfattah al-Sadah, that’s who! Come on, you know her loons,  think? It’s Osama Bin Laden’s missus, the one that took a bullet trying to save him from the navy seals. She’s been booted out of Pakistan and wants to claim asylum in Britain because basically the rest of the world don’t want her. Her brother said “She wants to live a peaceful life now. I will convince Amal that she must stop contacts with al-Qaeda.” A cup of tea, love?

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Bin Laden Not Buried At Sea?

Oh my, here’s something that could make the world spin off its axis. Seems Wikileaks has an email suggesting Osama Bin Laden wasn’t buried at sea after all but flown to Dover on a CIA lane before sent to the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology in Bethesda in Maryland. Hmm? Oh, wait just one cotton picking minute here, the source is “one high-ranking individual at the private, Texas-based, security mega-firm Stratfor”. What the hell would he know? Anywho he’s still dead, right?

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Do You Really Want To See Bin Laden in His Undies?

Just what the world needs, Osama Bin Laden death photos. Judicial Watch have sued for release of the terrorist’s death snaps under the Freedom of Information Law and it seems they might just have a case. Hmm,what could possibly go wrong?

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Charges Dropped Against Bin Laden

Well, well, well, Osama Bin Laden no longer has to appear in the Southern District of New York for his role in the al Qaeda attacks on the U.S. embassies in Tanzania and Kenya way back in 1998. Nope,  all criminal charges have been dropped. Assistant U.S. Attorney Nicholas Lewin presented a formal recommendation to U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara that Bin Laden not be prosecuted on any of the charges. Hmm, so in theory he’s innocent.

Psst Sheez, ain’t that going to be raising a few eyebrows amongst the conspiracy theorists!

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Really, Do We Want To Know?

For the love of god people, do we really want to know that Osama Bin Laden was a horny sex beast with a sex drive more powerful than a jihad. Nope, I didn’t think so, as you were!

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Come Out, Come Out, Where Ever You Are

It was bound to happen. Some dude is planning to find Osama Bin Laden’s body down in the deep blue sea to prove he is really , truly dead. Bill Warren thinks Obama sucked at proving to the world that terrorist number 1 was killed in a navy seal raid in Pakistan in May so he is going to retrieve the body, do a DNA test and put the conspiracy theories to rest. Yes, of course he will have a friggin film crew with him. Mr Warren will be using state of the art line technology during the search. Yeah, good luck with that. I’m guessing Osama is fish food by now!

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Where In The World

What the US government didn’t tell you about the killing of Osama Bin Laden…they had a secret weapon!

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No Wonder He Never Left The Compound

First they told us he was shot in his undies, now they are telling us they found his extensive porn collection. I’m so confused. Was  Osama Bin Laden really a terrorist or just a very naughty boy?

Psst Those 72 virgins are in for a fun time!

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