Tag Archives: Otago

G-String Wearing Seal

One little seal in New Zealand is relieved to have been freed from an embarrassing situation…a g-string tangled around its neck. Ironically the poor little tyke had been frolicking around Lover’s Leap cliffs in  Otago when it came face to face with the disused garment (probably smelled like ….oh never mind) . Anywho, a ranger eventually came to its rescue.

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No Easter Bunnies in Otago

Look away, look away....

Oh dear god, don’t be taking your little snowflakes to Central Otago in New Zealand anytime around Easter, they may witness the Great Easter Bunny Hunt (and not in a good way). Hmm, years of therapy right there! Every year hunters load up their rifles and guns and blow the crap out of any furry creature that may be considered a pest. That means you, little rabbits, hares, possums and stoats. This year saw 24,378 of God’s little creatures meet their maker prematurely. Here’s the slaughter tally 23,064 rabbits, 1,152 hares, 54 possums and 54 stoats. Happy Easter!

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Once Were Warrior

Dude!

Dude!

I don’t know if it’s the norm, but allegedly a New Zealand man from Otago left his girlfriend unconscious in an upturned car for 9 hours so he could go back to the pub for a few more drinks. When he ran out of money he came back (in a taxi mind you) to the wreck and stole her handbag (she was still hanging upside down unconscious in her seat I presume). Nice! Come on guess where he went next? Ohh, back to the pub of course. The woman eventually regained consciousness and alerted police, who found Mr Nice Guy pissed at the bar.If only an incy wincy part of this story was true it would be pitiful!

Psst All the Kennedy’s have been accounted for!

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