Might want to don your stackhats today loons, an unmanned Russian spacecraft is hurtling to Earth and no one has a clue where it is going to kaboom. The doomed craft was suppose to resupply the International Space station but a little mishap means it could land on your noggin. The Russians have their fingers crossed that the majority of the craft will just burn up on re-entry but debris could still cause issues.
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The Dee Why Grand shopping mall in Sydney has just introduced a new policy for out-of-control snowflakes, be quiet or leave. Evidently there have been so many complaints about kids running amok they have been forced to introduce a crack down. The centre manager said “People deserve the quiet enjoyment of their cup of tea,”
A man in Massachusetts rolled up to an animal shelter begging for help after his two pet hamsters got jiggy with it and left him with nearly 100 more. The breeding got so out of hand he no longer could afford to feed himself as the demanding little critters ate him out of house and home. There is a moral somewhere in this story!
Has anyone heard of the Phobos-Grunt probe? And No, it has nothing to do with aliens…ah never mind. It’s a Russian spaceship, which was intended to be heading to Mars, but got stuck in the wrong orbit after blast off and is now out of control and expected to crash land somewhere on earth. Oh that’s just friggin dandy, has anyone seen my hard hat?. And yes, we are getting the usual spiel about “don’t panic” the likelihood of it landing on someone’s noggin is near to none.