North Korea’s Internet Down

Oo Oh, don’t mess with the US, Pongyang, or your internet might go poof!!!North Korea is currently suffering major internet outages following their hacking of Sony and Obamas threat to respond. OMG, I hope Kim Jong Un doesn’t have to restart Candy Crush, that would be a bitch. This may be the start of cyber attack wars. Dear lord, can you back up Flappy Bird?

Oh Deer

Look, up in the sky . It’s a bird? It’s a plane? No it’s a friggin deer and it’s …oooh yuck! Residents in Montana were stunned to discover the cause of their power outage. Seems a deer managed to fall from a great height onto power lines. Don’t worry little snowflakes, it doesn’t appear to be Rudolph. The fawn is thought to have been dropped by an eagle who probably had its great plans for dinner ruined.