OK, deal with this info anyway you see fit. Researchers have studied Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA using state-of-the-art testing and have found he’s a descendant of a Neanderthal man. Ozzy has long believed his survival, despite his excessive drug and alcohol abuse, is a result of his genetics. Tada! Hmm, at least he walks erect (kind of)!
Psst Ozzy is also related to Jesse James, tsar Nicholas II and King George I.