Attention people, if anyone in Tennessee comes across a cylinder shaped package with two rods inside, friggin run, it’s radioactive!!! Fed Ex seems to have misplaced the motherload which is probably glowing in the dark as we speak! The rods are used to calibrate hospital equipment and/or nuke the living hell out of ya.
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Remember when the Portland bomb squad were called out to destroy a suspicious package that turned out to be full of feces? Hmm, yeah well neither do I, but evidently the poo bomb was planted outside city hall by disgruntled former firefighter, Larry York. York eventually admitted to it after dobbing in another firefighter. There’s 37 yeas as a firefighter down the toilet!