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Pandas Just Want To Have Fun

OK, I know what I want for Christmas, loons.

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Jealous Poo Flinging Penguins

I'm going for the one on the right!

Some penguins, who will remain nameless,  are so pissed that the new pandas at the Edinburgh Zoo are getting all the attention they have resorted to flinging poo at visitors. The penguins have extremely good aim and have no problem hitting their intended target….the panda lovers. The jealous penguins are located a little higher than the pandas, and have a clear view of the large crowds lining up to see Tian Tian and Yang Guang each day. So far only a few visitors have been sprayed with the oily, fish smelly poop but given the pandas intended 10 year stay, there is no doubt there will be many more victims.

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The Friggin Humiliation is Complete

I don't even like the bitch!

When Mei Xiang and Tian Tian, resident pandas at the Washington Zoo, tried to have sex and failed, scientists stepped in and performed two artificial inseminations on Mei Xiang. Good grief, Dr. Tang Chunxiang and his team had been working with the pandas on their sexual moves for several days but when Tian Tian’s time came, he got stage fright and well, you can pretty well guess the rest.

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As If The Elephants Haven’t Got Enough To Worry About!

Friggin pandas get all the attention. Cute cuddly creatures that sit, chew and slumber all day long have some strange power over people. Put a panda in a zoo and then watch the silly humans sit, stand or stare at them for hours, letting out the occasion “they’re soooo cute”. Urgh! So it is understandable why the other animals get a little pissed at them. Well, if you can’t beat them, join them. The keepers at the Ayutthaya-Elephant Kraal have painted 5 of their neglected elephants in black and white paint to draw attention back to the country’s national symbol and away from the friggin pandas. Hmm, they make one hell of an ugly panda. Wanna see them check out the photos at the Daily Mail.

Can a panda do this? No I think not you lazy bastards!!!!

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