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Want To Hear A Man Scream Like A Girl?

A Thai man thought he could withstand the might of the local stinging red ants …so he put a nest of them down his jocks. What ensues is the screams of the damned at several octaves higher .

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Bringing Up The Rear

Oh dear, Blake Shinn had an awkward wardrobe malfunction at Canterbury Racecourse

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Pitbull, Your Mom Rang And She Wants Her Pants Back

Oh for the love of …what the hell are they? Poor Pitbull did the impossible at the opening of the FIFA World Cup , he upstaged JLo by wearing tight, half mast, white pants with the Brazilian team tee tucked into them. Described as looking like the Simon Cowell of Brazil, Pitbull had the whole universe staring at his ensemble…. and not in a good way. For those of you who missed it, here is a clip. Oh and don’t worry about the quality of the clip, it won’t matter, Pitbull’s pants made sure of it.

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Like A Rat Up A Drainpipe

It was horrible I tell ya, horrible!

A New Yorker is refusing to go back on the subway after a rat ran up the inside of her pant leg. The rat was reluctant to budge  she was forced to take her pants off to get the rodent out!!!! No word on how the rat is coping.

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Can You Hear Humming?

What’s worse than ants in your pants? Hmm, try 12 hummingbirds ! A Dutchman was caught at the Rochambeau airport with the birds individually wrapped and placed in special pouches sewn into his pants. He was busted after officials saw him fidgeting!

Psst I bet they were praying he didn’t fart

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Lucky It Missed

Man accidentally shoots himself in the buttAnd the winner of the “ah crap, I just shot myself “award goes to Fort Myers man, Timothy Allen Davis, who successfully shot himself in the butt with a .380 semi automatic handgun. Ouch. Hmm, as he was pulling a shirt out of his drawer the gun flipped up and into the air before landing and firing. Everything was going just fine until his sister told him there was blood pouring out of his pants. Fail!

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