Tag Archives: paramedics

Homeless Man Won’t Budge

Attention people of Hamilton, Ontario, please stop ringing the police and paramedics about the poor guy lying on a bench in the snow. It is the Homeless Jesus statue.

Homeless

 

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Ambulance Fail

Attention Londoners, when you ring the ambulance and say there is a “bird collapsed” can you be more specific? Because apparently, when the paramedics arrived at the scene and raced to the group of people gathered around the collapsed bird , they discovered it was a sick pigeon not a woman. The dispatcher had rightly assumed when the caller said “bird” he was using the slang for woman because an ambulance service is for humans, people!!!!

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Husband Fail

Man rings 911OK , here’s the thing mister. If you call 911 after accidentally running over your wife don’t be caught accidentally stomping on her head as the paramedics arrive. Just saying.

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Man Takes Ambulance on Joyride

OK drunk man, next time you decided to steal an ambulance from the Wisconsin ski area can you make sure it doesn’t include a patient and paramedics. The incident happened when an ambulance was called to  tend an injured skier at the Tyrol Basin Ski and Snowboard Area. While treating the patient  in the back of the vehicle an Illinois man jumped in the drivers seat and began driving it around the parking lot with the emergency brake still on. No word on how they got him to stop.

Psst Well at least he didn’t put the siren on!

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He Is Going To Make a Fine Husband One Day!

What were you going to do with a friggin oxygen machine?

What were you going to do with a friggin oxygen machine?

OK, here’s the thing kid. If your mom is being treated by paramedics it isn’t nice to steal an oxygen tank, an oxygen sensor machine and a purse from the ambulance. Hmm, all up $5,000 worth of medical supplies. The child, who is too young to be named, was not only charged with that theft but also the one he had committed earlier in the day. That little incident included, a cell phone, playstation and credit cards.Hmm, no guessing why his mom needed the paramedics! The kid is now enjoying an extended sleepover at a Juvenile Detention Center in Tennessee. Good luck with that!

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