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Never Trust A North Korean Defector

We know nothing

Well, well, Well, Kim Jong Il, seems your dastardly plan has failed. A North Korean defector, now believed to be a sleeper for the nasty regime, has been caught carrying a poison tipped needle believed to be intended for South Korean activist Park Sang-hak. You remember Sang-hak, he’s the dude that flies unmanned balloons across the North Korean border each year dropping thousands of leaflets criticizing Kim Jong Il’s regime. Evidently the defector, only known as An,  set up a meeting with Mr Sang-hak but Sang-hak was wise enough to inform National Intelligence Service who said no friggin way. In a sting operation, reminiscent of an 80’s movie, An was  found with the deadly device on him. What a prick!

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At First You Don’t Succeed, Give up!

Barroons? What wrong with you?

Oh for the love of god don’t you get it, Kim Jong Il doesn’t give a shit, so take your friggin floating balloons filled with leaflets and DVD’s of anti Kim propaganda and go on friggin Facebook, that’s where all the real activists hang! Sheez! Have you not been watching the news? Park Sang Hak is a North Korean defector who for 7 years has been sending propaganda balloons across the border in the hope someone will bother reading them and start a revolt. Seven friggin years!! Dude! His latest launch will see 200,000 leaflets, hundreds of USB drives and DVDs sent floating into the North badlands bitching about the regime. Hmm, what the hell are the poor people going to play them on, pray tell? Oh well,  it ain’t my money. I’m thinking it probably isn’t a good time to be pissing off the Dear Leader anywho. He’s just waiting for a good enough reason to blow you off the face of the earth.

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