Attention good folks of Michigan, it seems you have a mystery pooper in one of your popular parks. The defecator, who has been at it for months, leaves little piles on the slides at Ypsilanti’s Prospect Park. So far they have avoided getting caught but just so you know …. they have cameras set up now you dirty, dirty stinker.
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OK Loons, there is nothing wrong with doing yoga in a park unless of course you like to do it naked at 10.40 on a Sunday morning. When police arrived at Cortez Park in West Covina they found a completely naked 19 year old in a yoga pose. I’m hoping it wasn’t the Upward Facing Two-Foot Staff Pose…. just saying.
Psst Wouldn’t the grass make her itchy?
Seriously, do bears
shit wave in the woods park?
Now loons, I don’t want you getting any ideas but a South Korean guy who ran a second hand shoe business has been caught stealing expensive shoes from funeral homes. In Korea it is tradition to remove your shoes before going indoors so what better place to get decent shoes than from people paying their respects to the dead. The man, only known as Park, is alleged to have stolen some 1200 pairs of shoes. All he did was enter the mourning room pay his respects and then don on someone else’s shoes when he departed. Brilliant. When police raided his home there they all were in shoe size order ready for resale.