Tag Archives: Park

Slippery Slide

pooAttention good folks of Michigan, it seems you have a mystery pooper in one of your popular parks. The defecator, who has been at it for months, leaves little piles on the slides at Ypsilanti’s Prospect Park. So far they have avoided getting caught but just so you know …. they have cameras set up now you dirty, dirty stinker.

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Bouncy House Goes Kaboom

bouncy house explodesMove over exploding oxygen tank we have a new winner and it’s a bouncy castle. Yep, the inflatable  house kaboomed in a park while kiddies were jumping around inside. Some were trapped and injured and will probably have some great phobias for life.

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Hair of the Dog

Woman fined for brushing dogs in parkA woman who brushed her two dogs in a local park was fined  £50 for littering. Oh yeah, welcome to England. The two council wardens waited until she was finished before swooping on her, taking photos , blocking her car and then handing her an on the spot fine.

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Naked Yoga

Yes officer can I help you?

Yes officer can I help you?

OK Loons, there is nothing wrong with doing yoga in a park unless of course you like to do it naked at 10.40 on a Sunday morning. When police arrived at Cortez Park in West Covina they found a completely naked 19 year old in a yoga pose. I’m hoping it wasn’t the Upward Facing Two-Foot Staff Pose…. just saying.

Psst Wouldn’t the grass make her itchy?

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A Friggin Waving Bear

Seriously, do bears shit wave in the woods park?

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FENTON!!! Jesus Christ, FENTON!!!

FENTON!!! The naughty pooch decided to herd some deer in the park but owner was not so happy trying to herd Fenton!!!!. Oh yes, it has gone viral on Youtube. ….

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Extreme Park

How wonderful, Vernon in British Columbia wants to turn what was once a military training facility into a nature park. Only one catch though, the 56 hectares is still littered with explosives. Hmm, a park of natural selection! The land has been used by the military since 1942 and since that time a total of 8 residents have lost their lives due to mortar shells going kaboom. The Department of National Defence have no idea how much live munitions is still scattered or buried on the land but after a risk assessment the city plans to spend a year using technology (similar to an X-ray) to located the dangerous little sucker before opening it up to the public. Hmm, might want to get your insurance policies reassessed! Oh and did I happen to mention rattlesnakes? Seems they are in abundance too!

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A Friggin Shoe Thieving Funeral Crasher

Come back with my high heels you bastard!!!!!

Now loons, I don’t want you getting any ideas but a South Korean guy who ran a second hand shoe business has been caught stealing expensive shoes from funeral homes. In Korea it is tradition to remove your shoes before going indoors so what better place to get decent shoes than from people paying their respects to the dead. The man, only known as Park, is alleged to have stolen some  1200 pairs of shoes. All he did was enter the mourning room pay his respects and then don on someone else’s shoes when he departed. Brilliant.  When police raided his home there they all were in shoe size order  ready for resale.

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