Attention male loons, if you have a small willy you are cordially invited to the “Big Small Penis” party in London. The party is to celebrate those of you who are not well endowed. The get together has been organised by poet Ant Smith who penned “Crooked Little Finger” (an ode to his weeny willy). Women will be allowed to attend for a small donation (no pun intended) and the dudes will be charged 77 pence per inch. Cheap night.
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Yeah, about that friendly grey cat that showed up at a neighborhood bonfire party last weekend that everyone was patting before it bit a guy on the ankle. Turns out it was a grey fox with rabies. Awkward.
Dear Leader maybe have left the building but the house is still rocking …
What’s hotter than a model in a spa at a Sean “Diddy” Combs party? A model with her hair alight in a spa at Sean “Diddy” Combs party. Puff Daddy indeed. The woman accidentally leaned back into a burning candle and whoosh, a Jacksonesque moment. Usher, Fabolous, Chris Brown and Trey Songz were among the guests who witnessed the incident. I’m assuming the woman was OK.
Aneesh Shurklas was given £20 by his parents to buy some fish and chips and spend a quiet night with his friends. What they didn’t know was the 16 year old was actually planning a party and he had advertised his plans on Facebook. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Lets just say within hours of his parents leaving for a weekend getaway, over 100 piled into the £1million London home. Bottles were thrown, cars defaced, chandeliers were smashed and people were urinating from windows. It took six police cars and two ambulances to restore calm into the street. I am guessing there is a lot of defriending going on both cyber and at home.