Attention male loons, if you have a small willy you are cordially invited to the “Big Small Penis” party in London. The party is to celebrate those of you who are not well endowed. The get together has been organised by poet Ant Smith who penned “Crooked Little Finger” (an ode to his weeny willy). Women will be allowed to attend for a small donation (no pun intended) and the dudes will be charged 77 pence per inch. Cheap night.
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Yeah, about that friendly grey cat that showed up at a neighborhood bonfire party last weekend that everyone was patting before it bit a guy on the ankle. Turns out it was a grey fox with rabies. Awkward.
Dear Leader maybe have left the building but the house is still rocking …
What’s hotter than a model in a spa at a Sean “Diddy” Combs party? A model with her hair alight in a spa at Sean “Diddy” Combs party. Puff Daddy indeed. The woman accidentally leaned back into a burning candle and whoosh, a Jacksonesque moment. Usher, Fabolous, Chris Brown and Trey Songz were among the guests who witnessed the incident. I’m assuming the woman was OK.