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Free Willy

Lets get the party started

Lets get the party started

Attention male loons, if you have a small willy you are cordially invited to the “Big Small Penis” party in London. The party is to celebrate those of you who are not well endowed. The get together has been organised by poet Ant Smith who penned “Crooked Little Finger” (an ode to his weeny willy). Women will be allowed to attend for a small donation (no pun intended) and the dudes will be charged 77 pence per inch. Cheap night.

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Here, Kitty, Kitty …

Blahahah fooled ya!

Yeah, about that friendly grey cat that showed up at a neighborhood bonfire party last weekend that everyone was patting before it bit a guy on the ankle. Turns out it was a grey fox with rabies. Awkward.

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Party Rocking With Kim Jong Il

Dear Leader maybe have left the building but the house is still rocking …

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Mutton ……

Good grief, Joan Collins has made quite an exit from the Vanity Fair post Oscar party by being carted away in an ambulance. Hmm, seems the former Dynasty star wore a very tight dress and fainted. Sheez, how tight does a dress have to be for a 77 year old to collapse? Sure she wasn’t gushing over Justin Bieber?

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Flaming Beauty

What’s hotter than a model in a spa at a Sean “Diddy” Combs party? A model with her hair alight in a spa at Sean “Diddy” Combs party. Puff Daddy indeed.  The woman accidentally leaned back into a burning candle and whoosh, a Jacksonesque moment. Usher, Fabolous, Chris Brown and Trey Songz were among the guests who witnessed the incident. I’m assuming the woman was OK.

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Touchy Subject?

OK here’s the thing guys, don’t be telling a girl she has stinky feet, that’s a stabbing. It’s alleged Amber Smith deliberately stabbed a man after  he had teased her  at a party. The incident happened  after she failed to complete a backflip off a deck and then attempted to rub her socks in his face. Oh boy, that’s when he told her she had smelly feet. Yikes!  As she was leaving she picked up a steak knife and plunged it into his back on the way out. Now he has a punctured lung and she has a court date.

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Here’s The Wound Now Throw The Salt

Yippee!

Guess who’s having a party? Libyan dictator Colonel Gadaffi’s son  Saif that’s who. Why you may ask? Well it’s the 1st anniversary of the the release of the Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi and what better way to celebrate than have a friggin party.Hmm, I wonder if Saif’s good friend Tony Blair will be attending?

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Police Fail

Hmm, let me check my diary!

No wonder you have to have a stiff upper lip in Britain. When Shopkeeper Graham Taylor spied two thieves stealing a bottle of whisky and a Baileys from his store in Yorkshire he gave chase. As luck would have it, as they disappeared into a cemetery, Mr Taylor spotted a police officer sitting in a patrol car. He ran up to him and asked for help but was surprised when the policeman told him “You had better call the police.” So when Mr Taylor rang the police they failed to show because they were too busy celebrating a colleagues retirement party. How did he know this? He went to the police station and found cars covered with balloons and heard shouting and cheering coming from inside the building. Let anarchy prevail!

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You’re Grounded

Aneesh Shurklas was given £20 by his parents to buy some fish and chips and spend a quiet night with his friends. What they didn’t know was the 16 year old was actually planning a party and he had advertised his plans on Facebook. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Lets just say within hours of his parents leaving for a weekend getaway, over 100 piled into the £1million London home. Bottles were thrown, cars defaced, chandeliers were smashed and people were urinating from windows. It took six police cars and two ambulances to restore calm into the street. I am guessing there is a lot of defriending going on both cyber and at home.

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