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Guess That’s It For Babysitting Duties

When police responded to a call about an unattended baby stroller next to a highway in Marathon, they were shocked to find an 18 month old baby inside it. More surprising was finding the child’s granddad passed out drunk on the pavement next to the stroller. Deputy said the baby was sharing the stroller with two cold Keystone Ice beers. Needless to say Raymond Dascott was charged with child neglect.

Want sauce with that ? (psst:  includes photo of passed out grandpappy)

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Not Enough Gas In The Tank Boys

OK, here’s the thing dudes, when siphoning gas from an underground tank make sure there is enough fresh air so you don’t pass out from the fumes. Introducing Robert Jeter, Jarad Desanti and George Brabakos  the three bright sparks who attempted to steal gasoline from a Circle K’s underground tank in Phoenix. You gotta give the men points for trying, they rebuilt their van like a friggin tanker, complete with false floor, pumping equipment and a 450 gallon tank , then parked over the top of the tank and popped the hood up to give the impression they had broken down. Unfortunately/ fortunately the tank they were stealing from was rigged with alarms and it wasn’t long before the police were called to investigate. There they found Jeter passed out inside the van and the other two clowns standing outside. I guess we should be grateful nobody smoked…kaboom!

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Don’t Eat Chili and Drive

OMG, Eric Gremm, a lumber truck driver, claims the reason he accidentally drove his truck into a Massachusetts home was because…wait for it…he choked on chili from Wendy’s and was knocked unconscious. Geez mister, are you suppose to eat while  driving? Mr Gremm said he began choking after he drove over a bump and the chili got caught in his throat . Brilliant.

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Like Father Like Son

Burglar caught passed out under bedA father and son got themselves rolling drunk and decided to rob a house. Unfortunately for the son the noise woke the owner and he was forced to hide under a bed. Meanwhile daddy had managed to escape. As the sun began to rise, the owner’s wife found the 19 year old passed out in his hiding place. They quickly called their neighbor for help. When he arrived he was shocked to discover the burglar was his friggin grandson! Awkward!

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