You are at the airport and are about to board a plane when the airport security stop you from taking a bottle of expensive cognac on board. What do you do loons, what do you do? Well, if you were the woman with the Remy Martin XO Excellence cognac you damn well scull it, that’s what you do. Yep, she chugged every last drop, rather than see any go to waste. Unfortunately, her rash action went straight to her head and she was found yelling and screaming on the floor near the boarding gate. Yep, legless. Enter wheelchair that carted her off.
Tag Archives: passenger
You know what I hate? When you’re minding you’re own beeswax on a flight and suddenly you get whacked on the back of the head with a propeller. Hate that. A passenger on a Canadian flight got kaboomed with the plane’s propeller blade after it came off mid flight and crashed through the side of the plane. That’s gotta hurt.
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing because some Whitney Houston fan refused to stop singing I Will Always Love You during the flight. The plane, which was heading from Los Angeles to New York, had to be diverted to Kansas City so they could boot the out of tune singer off.
The unfortunate Le Van Thuan was plonked next to an incessantly screaming baby during a flight to Ho Chi Minh City, so the moment the plane landed he pulled the emergency door (which released the slide) so the little shit could leave the plane faster. Hmm, seems Vietnam Airlines had a problem with this and fined him $700. Oh and just in case you were wondering, baby and mother exited with the rest of the passengers.
Note to self, when getting drunk on a ship do not attempt to drop the ship’s anchor while cruising because that’s a whole lotta trouble right there! Rick Ehlert was caught on surveillance cameras using gloves and a wrench to drop the MS Ryndam’s 18 ton anchor in International waters off Mexico. OK, it took him 12 minutes and he didn’t quite get it to touch the sea floor but it was enough to see him face up to 20 years in jail.