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Bottoms Up

airport scanner 2You are at the airport and are about to board a plane when the airport security stop you from taking a bottle of expensive cognac on board. What do you do loons, what do you do? Well, if you were the woman with the Remy Martin XO Excellence cognac you damn well scull it, that’s what you do. Yep, she chugged every last drop, rather than see any go to waste. Unfortunately, her rash action went straight to her head and she was found yelling and screaming on the floor near the boarding gate. Yep, legless. Enter wheelchair that carted her off.

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Blade Runner

Airplane windowYou know what I hate? When you’re minding you’re own beeswax on a flight and suddenly you get whacked on the back of the head with a propeller. Hate that. A passenger on a Canadian flight got kaboomed with the plane’s propeller blade after it came off mid flight and crashed through the side of the plane. That’s gotta hurt.

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Don’t You Know Any Other Songs?

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing because some Whitney Houston fan refused to stop singing I Will Always Love You during the flight. The plane, which was heading from Los Angeles to New York, had to be diverted to Kansas City so they could boot the out of tune singer off.

 

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Man Slaps Toddler On Plane

Passenger slaps baby on plane

ouch!

I know screaming kids on  planes are worse than snakes but mister there is no need to tell the mother of a toddler to  “shut that ni**er baby up,” and then slap the kid. Just saying. Evidently the 19 month old let rip (which on occasions I have been known to do – ears, my goddam ears) as the plane began its decent to Atlanta. The man seated next to the mother began getting agitated by the crying ,flew into a racist rant and then leaned across and slapped him with an open hand. Yep, that’s an assault charge right there. Hmm and here I thought they stopped allowing nuts on planes.

Psst Lucky the toddler wasn’t kicking the back of his chair or it might have been a blood bath.

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Samuel L Jackson Fail

Man bitten by snake on planeOMG,  a passenger on an EgyptAir flight has been bitten by a snake that had been hiding in his hand luggage. Feet up everybody. The pilots realised something was up when they heard the man’s screams and made an emergency landing.

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Screaming Child Fail

My bad?

The unfortunate Le Van Thuan was plonked next to an incessantly screaming baby during a flight to Ho Chi Minh City, so the moment the plane landed  he pulled the emergency door (which released the slide) so the little shit could leave the plane faster. Hmm, seems Vietnam Airlines had a problem with this and fined him $700. Oh and just in case you were wondering, baby and  mother exited with the rest of the passengers.

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Pasta or Beef?

A 31 year old man is believed to have died after choking while eating his Jetstar meal during a flight from Singapore to New Zealand. His girlfriend thought at first he was laughing but them noticed his lips turning purple. He was pronounced dead a short time later.  He had the beef. The cause of death is currently unknown.

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Anchors Away

Note to self, when getting drunk on a  ship do not attempt to drop the ship’s anchor while cruising  because that’s a whole lotta trouble  right there! Rick Ehlert was caught on surveillance cameras using gloves and a wrench to drop the MS Ryndam’s 18 ton anchor in International waters off Mexico. OK, it took him 12 minutes and he didn’t quite get it to touch the sea floor but it was enough to see him face  up to 20 years in jail.

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This Is No Time To Change Your Mind

Silly Billy!

Houston we have a problem. Some fool tried to open the exit door of a Continental plane midair on a flight from Houston to Chicago. Witnesses say they  first spied him walking up to the front cabin saying he had to get off before he allegedly grabbed the door and tried to open it. Sheez, what’s so bad about Chicago? Anywho, he was wrestled by passengers before could Geronimo! Hmm, welcome to the “No Fly” club list mister!

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I’m Not Flying With Her!

OK, she's a woman, but the co-pilot is a male!

Who knew air passengers in Mumbai are so fussy and sexist? A plane was delayed at the Delhi airport for one and a half hours due to slight fog and  a “mentally unsound” passenger. Seems, when a middle-aged man discovered the pilot was a female he wanted to get the hell off. A passenger sitting next to him said he began muttering “She can’t take care of the house, how will she take care of a plane? It took 40 minutes for the ground staff  to convince the man to stay on the flight.

Psst If I was the pilot I would make it one bad-assed hell ride!

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