Guess who’s in big doo dah? The Dr who told a patient that the reason for her back pain was due to “Ghetto body”. Uh huh, you heard me, ghetto body. When she complained about the insensitive diagnosis the doctor responded with “I was trying to take a technical conversation regarding your lower back and make it less technical.” Hmm, way to paint yourself back into a corner mister. It kinda gets worse. When word got out about his ghetto remark he said “What I was trying to explain to that patient is that she has lumbar lordosis, which is a fancy name for the curve of the lower spine that makes the buttocks protrude more.” Shut the hell up mister.
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Look away loons, this is nasty. A man in Bengal hospital had his penis nibbled off by a rat. Yes, you heard me, nibbled off!!! Arun Sandhukha was found by relatives lying in a pool of blood in a hospital bed after being admitted with pneumonia. He died later that day. Authorities admitted the ward was home to quite a few rodents.
You know what I hate? When you are lying in a Florida intensive care unit and hundreds of ants attack you. I really friggin hate that! Cornelius Lewis was bitten not once but hundreds of times by an army of pavement ants while he lay seriously ill at the Gulf Coast Medical Center. Seems no one noticed them marching into his room and lunching on his legs and genitals.
OMG, a Czech woman is considering suing her doctors after they left a foot long surgical instrument in her abdomen. Hmm, so like a Subway sandwich only metal! Worse still it was five months before they finally removed the spatula-like instrument and that was only because Zdenka Kopeckova (66) repeatedly complained to doctors about her pain. The clinic is investigating why four people failed to notice the object was still inside her body or even notice it was missing.
OK drunk man, next time you decided to steal an ambulance from the Wisconsin ski area can you make sure it doesn’t include a patient and paramedics. The incident happened when an ambulance was called to tend an injured skier at the Tyrol Basin Ski and Snowboard Area. While treating the patient in the back of the vehicle an Illinois man jumped in the drivers seat and began driving it around the parking lot with the emergency brake still on. No word on how they got him to stop.
Psst Well at least he didn’t put the siren on!