Oh bless, the Austrian Green Party are holding a special meeting for women. Yes they are. And guess what its about? They want to show women how to pee standing up so they can avoid sitting on dirty loos at music festivals and the likes. Hmm, seems to me this would create more of an unholy mess…. just saying.
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No son, that will not dissolve your drugs. A man decided to pee himself in the hope it would dissolve the heroin and cocaine in his pocket after being caught by cops. Not a chance, especially considering they were in nine small bags.
The president of the Family Research Council believes women shouldn’t be allowed in combat because they can’t pee outdoors. Oh for crying out loud, sure it may run down the leg a bit, but pooping ain’t a problem. Check out all the other awesome reasons ….
A Dutch government official has suggested if people want to save money on their water bills they should pee in the shower. Yes, Bert Wassink who is a regular shower pisser says “If you combine showers and peeing, you save a lot of water and money, so why not?”
Psst Might want to avoid going swimming in his pool!!!!
Don’t you hate disgruntled customers, especially when they urinate in the tube at a bank drive through and you get covered in pee. Evidently a male cutomer who was angry that he couldn’t purchase a money order, sort revenge by pissing in the bank tube. A short time later another customer pulled up to the same drive through lane and yep, she picked up the tube and the pee spilled into her car and onto her. Well, that stinks!
La gross! French actor Gerard Depardieu has urinated in an Air France plane after the cabin crew refused to allow him to use the toilet. Seems Depardieu was bursting to go but was told he had to wait 15 minutes for the plane to be in the air. Unfortunately he couldn’t wait that long so he unzipped his fly and pissed on the aisle carpet, much to the amusement and horror of some passengers. The plane immediately taxied back to the gate and passengers were removed while the crew were left to clean up the piss. No word yet on whether France’s living treasure will be charged.