Tag Archives: peeing

Special K!

Step away from your cereal bowls loons. Dear lord, a video “supposedly” of a disgruntled Kellogg’s worker peeing on products on the assembly line has appeared on Youtube. The crunchy ones on the top you can eat, while the ones on the bottom you can drink. Kellogg’s are in damaged control as they work with law enforcement to identify the culprit at the Memphis facility . They believe the products that could be affected included Rice Krispies Treats and puffed rice cake products. But before you go throwing out your cereal the incident happened in 2014 so it is more than likely the contaminated cereal has already been eaten.


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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross

The Art of Peeing Standing Up

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Heavens to murgatroyd. It seems men in Germany men are not responsible for the damage made to floors from peeing standing up. You heard me. A judge has sided with a clumsy tenant who was suing his landlord for not returning his bond due to the pee stain damage on the marble floor around the loo. In his findings the judge said the landlord should have warned the tenant of the floor’s “sensitivity” to urine droplets.

PSST Dear god, Germany even has a word for men who wee standing up, it is “Stehpinkler”. Those who choose to sit are called “Sitzpinkler”.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Hilarious

On the Streets of Philadelphia

OK, here’s the thing mother of a two year old, if your tyke walks up to a light post, pulls down his pants and pees, that’s  a fine. Hmm, no, just because the nearest bathroom was closed to the public is no excuse, that will be 50 bucks thanks. One more time, no peeing in public.


Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

Do wee really need to know?

Seems that the US Olympian swimmers aren’t bashful about admitting to peeing in the pool and in fact they are proud of it. After Ryan Lochte fessed up to letting it trickle in the Olympic pool while warming up in London , Michael Phelps has also come of  the water closet too.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross

Swimmers, Can You Stop Weeing In The Lakes!!!!!

Attention Germans who swim in Hamburg lakes, can you stop peeing in the water, you are killing the fish. Thank you! About 500 fish are now dead thanks to you inconsiderate bastards. Evidently, your piddle is putting heaps of phosphate into the lake which has contributed to the build up of algae that in turn has  killed the fish. So quit it!!!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Whoops!

Phantom Chair Pisser Caught

Stop looking loons, thanks to a hidden camera the mystery office chair piddler has been found. Seems since October last year Raymond  has been peeing on the office chairs of his female co-workers during his off hours.


Filed under Friggin Gross, Well I Never

Revenge Can Be Bitter

What is up today with all this pooping and peeing people? Richard Bloem is in big doodah after he allegedly broke into his ex girlfriend’s apartment and pissed in her food. According to police Mr Bloem had had a key cut without her knowledge and entered the apartment. At some stage he urinated in a bottle of 2009 Kendall-Jackson Riesling, some half-and-half creamer and a pitcher of Crystal Light before leaving. He now faces 17 months behind bars and a story he wouldn’t want to tell his grandkids!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Gross

Prince William Peeing

Oh for crying out loud people, the minute Prince William announces his marriage, everyfrigginone is searching for a photo of Willie’s family jewels. What is wrong with you people? Anywho,  YES,  my “Prince William Naked” post (from last year) has hit pay dirt. So if you missed out the first time click here “Prince William’s Willie” to see what Kate’s all smiles about. Don’t click if you are easily offended….I did warn you!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, How Embarrassing, Well I Never

Does This Look Like A Toilet?

Mayor of Venice angry tourists use the canals like a toiletJust a quick message from the Mayor of Venice in Italy. Quit peeing in our canals. Mayor Massimo Cacciari is irate about tourists attittude towards the floating city after witnessing a Portugese tourist revealing himself in one of Venice’s  177  canals.Cacciari told the man politely “you wouldn’t do this in your loungeroom” and then promptly called the police on him. All good and well Mr Cacciari but doesn’t all the sewage in Venice get  flushed into the canals anyway? If it wasn’t for the  tides washing the shit out into the Adriatic Sea, Venice would be just one big S bend.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wrong, Well I Never