Tag Archives: Pentagon

What The Hell Was That?

OK, no need to panic people, but who the hell launched that friggin missle off the coast of LA? Oh and don’t bother asking the Pentagon because they are still WTFing over it and so too the military.The missile, which appears to have been launched from sea,  was accidentally captured on film by the KCBS news helicopter on Monday. Pentagon Spokesman Colonel Dave Lapan said so far the missile is “unexplained” and can’t rule out a possible threat to homeland security because the military basically don’t know what the hell it is or where  it friggin came from.

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Pot Shots At The Pentagon

Attention people, can the person who fired two bullets into the Pentagon this morning please contact police, they would like to have a few words with you! The shots were heard by a Pentagon police officer who later discovered the bullets embedded in the building’s bulletproof glass. Hello, they already tried penetrating the place with a friggin plane as if bullets are going to friggin work…..gosh!

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Pretty Please With A Cherry On Top

Leaksgate

They huff and they puff but they can’t blow Wikileaks down. The Pentagon have demanded, yes demanded, that the controversial website remove  all US Military classified documents right this very friggin minute. Seems they are desperate to stop the massive encrypted file named “Insurance”, that recently appeared on the site, ever coming to light. Oooh wonder what little surprises await? No one is just quite sure what the encrypted contains because it is virtually impossible to crack without the key (probably a good time to note the founder of Wikileaks is an ex hacker) but many are speculating the 1.4 gigabytes file could hold damning info. One rumor is the file contains 260,000 classified diplomatic cables leaked by Bradley Manning, an Army intelligence analyst who is currently in jail for allegedly supplying the site with classified files.  Manning once said the material  would expose “criminal political back dealings” and that Hillary Clinton would “have a heart attack” if or when the files were released.

Psst The Defence Department has no independent power to enforce Wikileaks to cough up the files ! Bummer.

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