See ya, don't want to be ya!
Well, hopefully this will be the last we’ll be hearing of Joran van der Sloot for awhile. He’s just been sentenced to 28 years in a Peruvian prison for the murder of Stephany Flores. That’s a release date of June 10th, 2038. Joran, who made worldwide headlines in 2005 when Natalee Holloway vanished during a school holiday in Aruba, pleaded guilty to the violent killing of a young business student in Peru. Might need some soap on a rope.
Oh dear, Edwin Oritz from Lima, Peru was about to say “I do” when his ex and her family burst in on the ceremony and began beating the crap out of him. He and his mom were then dragged out of the wedding hall and bashed outside in the parking lot.OK, now you know what happens when you lie about being single with no kids. A big friggin walloping! Dumbass, not even Tiger can get away with this shit anymore!
It's like putting on a second skin!
OMG x 10. Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of trafficking human fat. Oh yes, you heard right, human friggin fat! They suspect the group have killed around 60 people to sell the fat for use in Italian cosmetics. Police began their investigation after discovering a container of human fat being shipped from Huanuco to Lima. It is believed the gang have been bumping off farmers and indigenous people to obtain the human tissue for melting. Human fat can be sold for about $US15,000 a gallon in Europe (dear god, it’s common?). Police expect to make several more arrests including that of two Italians.No word yet on which cosmetic laboratory the human cargo was heading but I suspect it will be well known. Which opens up a whole new debate about ” being tested on animals”.
Psst Hmm, so how many humans does it take to make a gallon of fat? Sounds like a lot of hard work to me for so little gain!
2nd psst Anywho, if I was going to use their cosmetics, I would want something a whole lot more prestigious than farmer’s fat on my face! Hmm, super model fat maybe!