Remember the UPS plane that crashed in September after it took off from Dubai airport? Yeah, that one.Well, investigators might want to take another look because Al Qaeda are now saying it was downed by one of their little parcel bombs. Awkward, considering initial findings eliminated the possibility of a bomb. Al Qaeda said “We downed the plane belonging to the American UPS company, but because the media of the enemy did not attribute responsibility for this work to us we kept quiet about the operation until the time came that we hit again,” Authorities will now sift through the wreckage again to look for traces of PETN, the terrorist explosive of choice. That’s the hard to detect explosive.
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All points bulletin out for the exploding tit brigade. MI5 say they fear Muslim doctors trained in Britain may be implanting explosives into Muslim women suicide bombers breasts. Golly gee, they even know the name of the explosives PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate). Oh and don’t you fear they are being sexist, if you happen to be a male volunteer you can get yourself a butt bomb. Geez, sitting down must be awkward let alone farting. Kaboom!