The boss of the flying kangaroo got a flying lemon meringue in the kisser during a Leadership conference in Perth. Alan Joyce, the head of Qantas, didn’t see this coming. The culprit is a religious man who hid for hours to unleash his fury at corporations making comments about marriage equality. Needless to say he is in the doghouse, especially with his wife who had no idea what he was up to.
PSST: Alan Joyce is openly gay
You must always blow on your pie people, they could be thermo nuclear. Sheez, thank god for New Zealand cops, safer communities together ah! When Sergeant Baldwin pulled the piss on a teen crim, little did he know he would become a friggin internet celebrity. Footage of him telling a young offender, who said he was just going to buy food at the local gas station, he must “always blow on the pie” followed by the long-standing New Zealand Police slogan “Safer communities together” has become a hit. So popular, you can buy yourself a “always blow on the pie” t-shirt!