Want to know why this Michigan pig can’t wipe that big old smile off his face?
Hmm, probably because he did the all mightiest crap in the back seat of the Shelby Police Department’s cop car after he was caught wandering the streets. Pity the fool who has to clean up that mess.
I didn’t mean it!!!
Oh my, when Kiwi Phillip Russell found his wife’s pet pig had damaged his power saw, he went ballistic. He stormed off, found the missus, spat at her , then hurled an ostrich egg at her chest which she failed to catch. The thing was, her friggin pet pig had been reaping havoc in the community, damaging not only the neighbor’s property but the council’s too. And this was despite his numerous attempts at getting her to keep the pig under control. Eh bro, that’s like six months jail for assault using an ostrich egg as a weapon.
Psst No, ostrich eggs aren’t common in New Zealand.
2nd Psst In his defense Mr Russell said he thought his wife would catch the egg.
3rd Psst Thanks Fairy Face for the heads up.
Officer I knew nothing about the drugs...nothing!!
You know what I hate? When you find squatters with drugs, a handgun, 10 grenades, and a pig inside your house and you have to call the bomb squad. I really figgin hate that!
Want sauce with that?
Run people, run!!! A piglet in Guatemala has been born with what looks like a human head. Sheez, that’s no way to go through life little piggy! Locals believe that the mutant pig is the result of an alien visit as strange lights were seen just before the litter of 11 were born.
Due to popular demand, the dinosaur and pig are back for an encore …
A miniature musk hog caused a little headache for Taiwanese police as it was trying to go wee ,wee, wee all the way home. The highway came to a virtual standstill as a man with a net tried to catch the elusive beast. I suspect it is probably bacon by now….