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This Little Piggy Went Wee Wee Wee

Want to know why this Michigan pig can’t wipe that big old smile off his face?

pig patrol

 

Hmm, probably because he did the all mightiest crap in the back seat of the Shelby Police Department’s cop car after he was caught wandering the streets. Pity the fool who has to clean up that mess.

pig patrol poop

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Who’s a Naughty Pig Then?

I didn’t mean it!!!

Oh my, when Kiwi Phillip Russell found his wife’s pet pig had damaged his power saw, he went ballistic. He stormed off, found the missus,  spat at her , then  hurled an ostrich egg at her chest which she failed to catch. The thing was, her friggin pet pig had been reaping havoc in the community, damaging not only the neighbor’s property but the council’s too. And this was despite his numerous attempts at getting her to keep the pig under control. Eh bro, that’s like six months jail for assault using an ostrich egg as a weapon.

Psst No, ostrich eggs aren’t common in New Zealand.

2nd Psst In his defense Mr Russell said he thought his wife would catch the egg.

3rd Psst Thanks Fairy Face for the heads up.

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Friggin Squatters

Officer I knew nothing about the drugs...nothing!!

You know what I hate? When you find squatters with drugs, a handgun, 10 grenades, and a pig inside your house and you have to call the bomb squad. I really figgin hate that!

Want sauce with that?

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Pig Born With Human Head

Run people, run!!! A piglet in Guatemala has been born with what looks like a human head. Sheez, that’s no way to go through life little piggy! Locals believe that the mutant pig is the result of an alien visit as strange lights were seen just before the litter of 11 were born.

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Halt, Is That Bologna?

Holy bologna Batman. Did you know it is illegal to sneak lunchmeat across the US border? Well you should!  US customs and border security have seized 35 rolls of bologna… that’s around about 4,000 a sandwiches worth, people. Problem it seems is the pork content. It has the potential to spread foreign animal diseases to pigs. Hmm, Arnie, you better be careful what you  eat!

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This Little Piggie Won

That is Mr Pig to you!

OK, here’s the thing Ferrara farmer, just because your neighbor constantly and deliberately belches doesn’t mean you can call him a “pig”. So says Italy’s highest court. Yes, the farmer is expected to be given a fine after he was found guilty of breaking the law by “insulting” him with the pig taunt. Sheez guys, get a life!

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Won’t See That On The Packet

WTF!

OK smokers finding it hard to quit? Well pull up a chair I think I can help you out. A University of Sydney professor Simon Chapman reckons cigarette filters may contain pig’s blood. Oh yummy, pig hemoglobin. Feeling woozy yet? Hmm, I am guessing the Jews, Muslims and vegetarians are going to be really pissed at this little revelation. So far the Tobacco industry are keeping their mouths well and truly shut about the allegation. Evidently the contents of  suicide sticks are highly confidential and have never been released to the public. Oink!

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Dinosaur vs Pig

Due to popular demand, the dinosaur and pig are back for an encore …

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This Little Piggy

A miniature musk hog caused a little headache for Taiwanese police as it was trying to go wee ,wee, wee all the way home. The highway came to a virtual standstill as a man with a net tried to catch the elusive beast. I suspect it is probably bacon by now….

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