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This Is Your Captain Speaking

Iranian pilot tells passengers to pray

Prayer mats are under your seats!

WTF pray, are you kidding me? A pilot on an Iranian airline asked passengers to pray after the plane experienced a technical fault. Oh crap, considering their air safety record who’d blame him! Those friggin international sanctions are a bitch, how’s an airline to get a decent plane or friggin spare parts when you got that black mark on your name. Gosh! But all’s well that ends well, despite the passengers packing their daks, the plane landed safely, well in enough pieces not to raise concerns.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Thanks For Nothing