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Pulling The Piss

I'll have another of the same!

Adolfo Mosmann, a student from Brazil, was arrested after allegedly leaving two cups of urine on a bar at the House of Blues in Orange County. Adolfo was original thrown out but returned later wearing a different shirt. He then urinated in the cups before leaving them at the bar where people were drinking.

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Theme Park Takes The Piss

That should do it!

OMG,  Thorpe’s theme park in Surrey is taking the piss, literally. They want people to submit a urine sample, yes that’s right, they want your widdle so they can find UK’s most pungent smelling wee for a brand new attraction, SAW Alive. If you happen to have the most stinking piss they will give you £500 and recreate your stench for the horror maze. Lineup, line up, line up. Laura Sinclair,Thorpe Park’s entertainments manager, will be the lucky little soul who will choose the grossest piss for the park “We’ve begun creating some of the stenches of SAW Alive but need the help of the public to create the most realistic and unsavoury urine odour. We are looking for a sample that will really get the public gagging.” Well loons, any volunteers?

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Life’s a Bitch And Then You Live In Space

Thank goodness for nappies!

Oh shit, calling all astroplumbers to the International Space Station immediately. Seems those friggin astronauts are pissing way too much calcium causing the water recycling system to have a melt down. Yep,  it’s hard to get good urine extracted water in space these days, thanks to the high level of calcium in the astronauts piss. Evidently when you live in zero gravity you suffer bone loss and pretty much wee it away. Unfortunately the calcium is clogging the recycling system which means no clean H2O.

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