If you recognise the man in the surveillance video the Florida police may want a little word. The dude pissed all over cough drops at a Walgreens store. Yep, he wandered down the aisle, unzipped his pants and peed over 110 packages worth around $300. Charming.
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Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, might want to stay away from the booze. Jerry Patterson from North Little Rock found himself in jail after he allegedly pissed on $500 worth of chicken at a Kroger grocery store and then chomped on a large packet of ham. That’s a public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief charge right there. Discounted chicken any one?
Deanne Elsholz and David Elsholz had a few too many to drinks and went to sleep it off in their mobile home in Florida. However nature called for David and he staggered off to the toilet to take a leak. Hmm, only thing was he missed the bowl and pissed on the floor. All the time Deanne could hear the misfiring and went to tell him off. When she confronted him he threw a towel at her head so she picked up a glass and threw at his nose sending a river of blood flowing down his chest and arms. She then claims she ran into the bathroom and slipped on his pee. While she was down hubby kicked her in the ribs. It was a toss up but police believed Mr Elsholz side of the story, that his missus chucked a glass at his face. She was arrested for domestic battery, a charge hubby has face twice before.
Oh dear, an Ohio man entered a Walmart store and proceeded to the meat counter where he pissed on $600 worth of steaks. Robert Jenkins was later charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct. Neither police or Wal-Mart staff have a clue what motivated him to urinate on the steaks but suspect drugs or alcohol may have been involved. Hmm, I suspect alcohol, because you would have to have a pretty full bladder to do that kind of damage.