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Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy

A man in Australia has been arrested after he deliberately ran his sister down with his car after her cat pissed on his computer. She remains in a serious condition in hospital, bro has been arrested and the cat lives to spray another day.

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Lucky He Wasn’t Playing Craps

You know what I hate? When some drunk fool urinates in a slot machine at the MontBleu Casino, I really friggin hate that!

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Mom, Dad, Meet The Newest Member Of The Family!!!

Dude, you dropped the dog!!!!

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Woman Headbutts and Urinates On Security Guard

OK, here’s the thing Marilyn Cole, headbutting and pissing on a Wal-Mart security guard is gonna get you a friggin date with the law. The would-be Wal-Mart thief had just nicked some make-up and curtains with a friend when she was spotted by a security guard. As he tried to stop them from making their great escape in a car he was head-butted and fell backwards into the car. It was here it got a little ugly, Cole sat on him and as he tried to call 911 on his phone, she fought him for it and in the ensuing battle she urinated on him. Wal-Mart Security guy 0, seriously gross thief 0, car seat 0… no winners here!

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