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Revenge Can Be Bitter

What is up today with all this pooping and peeing people? Richard Bloem is in big doodah after he allegedly broke into his ex girlfriend’s apartment and pissed in her food. According to police Mr Bloem had had a key cut without her knowledge and entered the apartment. At some stage he urinated in a bottle of 2009 Kendall-Jackson Riesling, some half-and-half creamer and a pitcher of Crystal Light before leaving. He now faces 17 months behind bars and a story he wouldn’t want to tell his grandkids!

Want sauce with that?

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Golden Arch Indeed

Dude?

An Aussie magistrate has told a tourist who urinated in the entrance of an Adelaide McDonald’s store he should have pissed in the park instead. Despite it being illegal to urinate anywhere in public Deputy Chief Magistrate Andrew Cannon told John Hawkins, “at least you would have probably gotten away with it.” No worries, he was found guilty and given $100 fine.

Psst Hmm, I wonder if shit happens, what he’d be fined?

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Marking His Territory

Way to go Yuuki!!!When Japanese truck driver, Yuuki Oshima, fell head over heels for a woman, he decided to show his undying love by urinating through her mail slot.  Yes, Casanova  pissed through the slot in her door and soaked a towel that was specifically placed there to stop peeping Toms. Police arrested Mr Oshima on Friday who said in his defense “I absolutely went crazy for her the first time I saw her, and just did it.” Mr Oshima is also accused of ringing her door bell on numerous occasions in the middle of the night. Geez mister, why not just ask her out?

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